MAXIMUM STUPIDITY

"PS9" (PS9) 06/30/2015 at 19:38 • Filed to: None

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Extreme brain numbing work related stupidity inside, involving a mop.

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Customer: Hi, do you know how this works? * produces mop*
PS9: Wat...

PS9’s Brain *Haha, no way. This person piloted a 2 1/2 ton machine here and navigated their way into the store to reach that object. They obviously have the basic skills expected of a functioning human in civilized society. It’s not possible for them to not know how a mop works. Maybe they’re just having a brainfart or something? Yeah, that’s gotta be it.*

PS9: “It’s a mop.”
Customer: “Yeah, how does it work?”
PS9: “You...you mop things with it. Floor things...”
Customer: “How do you do that?”

PS9’s brain;

PS9: * pause to reflect on the moment you are about to explain to someone how a fucking mop works*... “Well, you put it in a bucket of water, you wipe it across the floor, then you squeeze the handle over the bucket of water.”
Customer: “So you put this in the water? Which end do you put in the water?”
PS9: “...I...you’re holding that part. The sponge part.”
Customer: “Okay, so you put it in the water...”
PS9: “yes...”
Customer: “...Then you wipe the floor...”
PS9: “...yes.”
Customer: “...then you squeeze the sponge in the water?”
PS9: “...YES.”
Customer: “You’re not very nice.”
PS9:...

Internally: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!?

Birddog > PS9 06/30/2015 at 19:43

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You’re overestimating the general population.

They will break your Brain.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 06/30/2015 at 19:47

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ifeelyourpain

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/30/2015 at 19:50

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Mother of god...

scoob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 06/30/2015 at 19:59

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I don’t understand why people with Samsung phones feel the urge to change the damn font to this.

whoarder is tellurium > PS9 06/30/2015 at 19:59

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Typical conversation at work for me.

CB > PS9 06/30/2015 at 20:06

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I work in auto part sales. I know your pain, buddy.

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > PS9 06/30/2015 at 20:06

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Was that customer this person by any chance?

BigBlock440 > PS9 06/30/2015 at 20:22

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PS9: * pause to reflect on the moment you are about to explain to someone how a fucking mop works*... “Well, you put it in a bucket of water, you wipe it across the floor, then you squeeze the handle over the bucket of water.”

Aaand he still doesn’t know how to use a mop.

*you squeeze the excess water out before you wipe it across the floor

PS9 > BigBlock440 06/30/2015 at 20:41

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Nothing ‘wrong’ about using a fully saturated mop to clean a floor, especially when said floor is larger than an apartment and has deep cracks in it.