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"lonestranger" (lonestranger) 06/27/2015 at 17:13 • Filed to: None

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1. Poke fun at another media outlet’s stupidity.

2. Sex toys

3. ????

4. Profit!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > lonestranger 06/27/2015 at 17:20

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I might have looked at that.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > lonestranger 06/27/2015 at 17:21

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That’s pretty funny. Why is Gawker bad for posting this story again?

lonestranger > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 06/27/2015 at 17:25

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I never said they were bad. I just thought it was funny that the #1 & #2 stories across Kinja were A) identical; B) simple; and C) entertaining for the same reasons.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > lonestranger 06/27/2015 at 17:31

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People like dildos I guess...

ttyymmnn > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 06/27/2015 at 17:33

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Who doesn't?

lonestranger > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 06/27/2015 at 17:33

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lonestranger 06/27/2015 at 17:38

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One of the more SFW trending screencaps I’ve ever seen. Compare to the salad-tossing gif and Jonas bro’s dong.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > ttyymmnn 06/27/2015 at 17:41

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Touchè

Under_Score > lonestranger 06/27/2015 at 17:44

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That looks like an ISIS flag from afar. I can see why they freaked out.

And what idiot would 1. Put a bunch of dildos on a flag, and 2. Make the flag even have a somewhat similar appearance to the ISIS flag. With the threat that ISIS has been posing to the world, waving a flag like that is just looking for trouble.

If the creator of that flag was trying to compare Islamic terrorism to same sex marriage, they really, really need some mental help.

f86sabre > lonestranger 06/27/2015 at 19:39

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The comments for that story have turned into the standard Gawker shit show.