I am 8 years old

"4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet) 06/25/2015 at 17:16 • Filed to: None

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Made me lol.

I want a water tank for my trailer, not a butt pump thank you.

ly2v8-Brian > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/25/2015 at 17:20

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Write a review:

‘Gave me one hell of an enema' 5/5

HammerheadFistpunch > ly2v8-Brian 06/25/2015 at 17:21

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would NOT recommend, way to much pressure for comfort, I couldn’t sit for a week.

fhrblig > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/25/2015 at 17:26

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Wait, wait... is it a water-butt pump, or a water butt-pump? Because those are two different things.

Mercedes Streeter > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/25/2015 at 17:26

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I see your typo, and raise you the magic of the best Chrome extension ever:

Mercedes Streeter > HammerheadFistpunch 06/25/2015 at 17:27

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That...that’s what she said. :)

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/25/2015 at 17:29

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Maybe baby needs back.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Mercedes Streeter 06/25/2015 at 17:30

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Oh this is no typo, it’s a thing, it just took me by surprise. Tank, tank, tank, tank, ...butt pump?

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > fhrblig 06/25/2015 at 17:32

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I still can’t tell even by looking at it. Didn’t realise my local hardware store had a ‘beauty’ department.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/25/2015 at 17:34

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If that’s what you’re into...

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 06/25/2015 at 17:36

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It’s right up my alley.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/25/2015 at 17:42

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I didn’t realize a water butt was a thing. You Brits - always ruining English.

roflcopter > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/25/2015 at 17:42

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I don’t think that’s the only thing it goes up.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/25/2015 at 17:50

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Fun fact, ‘fanny pack’ translates into my local patois as ‘vagina bag’.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/25/2015 at 18:02

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True enough. It’s such a farcical word in general, though. You convinced me to look up the etymology to see which of our great countries decided to come up with it and how, but apparently nobody knows. I have to assume it was evolving slang for the underwear region, probably based on the lady’s name Fanny (dim. Frances, etc.), about the time of our great disagreement, and any vulgarity in NA just sort of died out in the past 240 years or so.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/25/2015 at 18:35

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Over here it’s just called a bum bag. Not much better. If you could’ve spent a bit longer up here in the North East I could’ve introduced you to a whole new world of dialect, slang and colloquialisms! Geordie is something special. Like: I’m gannin doon the toon to see a geema foota wi’ me marra, chuck us me snouts off the table will ya pet? I’ll need ‘em for when we ‘av a deeks at the Mackems.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > fhrblig 06/25/2015 at 18:42

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Wasn’t one of these the subject of a porn spoof or something in the early 90s?

Tohru > HammerheadFistpunch 07/02/2015 at 07:58

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“spray came out my mouth, left terrible aftertaste”

Tohru > Mercedes Streeter 07/02/2015 at 07:59

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Tohru > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/02/2015 at 08:01

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I’m gannin doon the toon to see a geema foota wi’ me marra, chuck us me snouts off the table will ya pet? I’ll need ‘em for when we ‘av a deeks at the Mackems.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Tohru 07/02/2015 at 08:05

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Oi mate, that’s proper regional Englandish.

Tohru > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 07/02/2015 at 08:11

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4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Tohru 07/02/2015 at 08:19

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This is all correct.

Mercedes Streeter > Tohru 07/02/2015 at 10:57

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Is it bad that I kinda want those cat ears now? Yes, I need cat ears...

Tohru > Mercedes Streeter 07/02/2015 at 17:07

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Yes you do.