Demand, Supply, and Denial

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
06/24/2015 at 12:32 • Filed to: None

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Enthusiasts: WE DEMAND MORE MANUAL BROWN WAGONS!!!

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Auto Industry: Okay, here you go.

Enthusiasts: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT!!!

Auto Industry: Oh. We made a mistake, lets cancel the car.

Enthusiasts: HOW DARE YOU KILL OFF OUR SACRED COW! WE DEMAND MORE MANUAL WAGONS!

Auto Industry:...Let’s...let’s just make crossovers and Camry competitors. We never got yelled at by crazy people for that.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > PS9
06/24/2015 at 12:34

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But that mini isn't a wagon at all...


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > PS9
06/24/2015 at 12:40

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In reality it’s only enthusiasts with planned new car purchases that matter.

Persiannly, I like this effort. Time will tell.


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > PS9
06/24/2015 at 12:47

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Why do people want a brown manual diesel wagon so badly? Seriously I do not understand the love for this very specific item, nor would I even want a brown car. Diesel manual, yeah of course I would want one of the many cars Europe gets that the US doesn’t.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Cherry_man1
06/24/2015 at 12:53

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Yes it is.


Kinja'd!!! BrtStlnd > Cherry_man1
06/24/2015 at 13:19

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It is a wagon.


Kinja'd!!! BrtStlnd > PS9
06/24/2015 at 13:19

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This is truth.


Kinja'd!!! mr2gud2u > 450X_FTW
06/24/2015 at 13:27

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I dont get it either. I’m all for wagons and manuals, but I’m not a fan of diesels unless its an HD truck, and brown car? Ewwwwww.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > PS9
06/24/2015 at 13:41

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enthusiasts: yay! you made a car we love! gosh I hope someone buys them new so I can get them cheap on the used market in 10 years


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > mr2gud2u
06/24/2015 at 13:43

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Only a few cars I go crazy that I can’t have in the US. LR Defender. Holden Maloo. And any diesel from VW BlueMotion lineup. Yeah I know it’s a wide variety


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > 450X_FTW
06/24/2015 at 14:38

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I know it at least started as a joke. People always bitching about manuals, wagons, diesels, I don’t think those needs explanation. Brown is an underused color, where it’s used it usually looks very good, and there was a period where it was almost in the same category as the first three. The BMDW is just a combination of all the aforementioned “positive” attributes into a “perfect” jalopnik vehicle, and somewhat of a meme(?). Like “because racecar” or I think it’s a lambo.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > BigBlock440
06/24/2015 at 16:10

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‘BMDW’ makes it sound like a category on a porn site.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > PS9
06/24/2015 at 21:37

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Yes it does