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"Jcarr" (jcarr) 06/23/2015 at 18:02 • Filed to: North Korazy

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The ever-lovable Kim Jong-un is back, claiming that his people have developed a cure for MERS, SARS, Ebola, and AIDS.

Let’s find out what he’s saying:

crowmolly > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:08

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DIABETES ! NOT AIDS AND SARS.

I TOLD YOU TO CURE FUCKING DIABETES.

Tapas > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:12

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I’m not fat, I swear! I just have a tumor that big in my belly area!

HammerheadFistpunch > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:14

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so many good choices, which one to eat first.

HammerheadFistpunch > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:14

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Yes, a hamburger...this big. No its not impossible.

Tapas > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:14

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Ok good, all the liqour has been sorted in the cabinets behind. Now, I need another cabinet over there - floor level - for the canabinoids, psychadelics, opiods and M&M.

This will be the best kindergarden in the god damn world!

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:16

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THIS IS MUH JAM!

Tapas > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:16

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Ok good, all the liqour has been sorted in the cabinets behind. Now, I need another cabinet over there - floor level - for the canabinoids, psychadelics, opiods and M&M.

This will be the best kindergarden in the god damn world!

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:17

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Clearly, western cronuts will be inferior after we implement my improvements.

TheOnelectronic > crowmolly 06/23/2015 at 18:18

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Their new “wonder drug” does, in fact, cure diabetes!

Also MERS, Cancer, impotence, obesity, and lazy eye.

I may have made up that last one.

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:19

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He’s going to execute me later for not having a labcoat in his size, I just know it.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:23

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Now that you’ve done all that, I need some more hairspray. And can it smell like mint.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:24

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Eating that, and that, and that.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > TheOnelectronic 06/23/2015 at 18:40

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But what about a cure for bad hair cuts? Looks like he could desperately use one of those.

Alfalfa Romeo > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 18:42

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Yes, these are lemon cakes I wanted.

Baeromez > HammerheadFistpunch 06/23/2015 at 18:53

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Exactly what I thought of.

desertdog5051 > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 19:37

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Somebody posted a GIF of him looking through binoculars and seeing a she-male in a skirt wiggling her stuff about a year ago. That was so funny. Anybody have a link to that?

PS9 > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 20:15

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I wanna play along, but I can’t. This is just sad. You can see the fear of death in those people’s faces if you look close enough. That and despair.

That feel, when you want to help, but know there ain’t a goddamn thing you can do.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > crowmolly 06/23/2015 at 21:50

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I TOLD YOU TO CURE MY DIABETES.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jcarr 06/23/2015 at 22:15

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can you prove him wrong about finding a cure for all those diseases?

Old-Busted-Hotness > Jcarr 06/24/2015 at 06:32

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What hell? Where basketball? Was here, now gone.

Old-Busted-Hotness > Jcarr 06/24/2015 at 06:33

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I’m a little teapot...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jcarr 06/24/2015 at 08:20

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“if we kill them, they can no longer spread the disease.”

and 100 more > TheOnelectronic 06/24/2015 at 16:26

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Made of rhino horn, tiger dick, and shark fin, right?

and 100 more > Jcarr 06/24/2015 at 16:28

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As your Great Leader, I know more than you do, so here is how you do the sciences... take notes, y’all.

and 100 more > Jcarr 06/24/2015 at 16:29

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(Gawd dammit, split mah pants... play it cool, Kimmy, just be cool!)

DailyTurismo > Jcarr 06/24/2015 at 16:56

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Why is your display case filled with booze?

We could not afford proper scientific equipment, so we drink.

Seems logical. You know you are all going to die, right?