"PS9" (PS9)
06/21/2015 at 19:23 • Filed to: None
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"PS9" (PS9)
06/21/2015 at 19:23 • Filed to: None | 18
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After much thought and consideration (involving alcohol and Cheers reruns) I have decided that everyone here requires a second chance. So I am relaunching this website.
Everyone’s accounts have been deleted...and restored in full. Please have respect for each other’s right to anonymity, and do not reveal yourself or someone else’s past history on this forum, as that is now public-private classified easily obtainable information.
All mod and admin privileges have been revoked. All mod and admin privileges have now been reinstated. Please use these administration tools irresponsibly.
Waymoe is still love. Waymoe is still life. This element of the board remains unlaunched, as one cannot reinstate a basic element of the universe. I am only human.
I have removed oppo from the kinja platform. That is ‘old oppo’. The new oppo now runs on the new kinja platform, which is identical to the old one code for code, minus the hidden dickbutts denton put everywhere in the source code.
Oppo has been separated from Jalopnik. Please don’t link to anything there, as it contains graphic imagry of Travis Okuski’s draw-and-quartering. New oppo is a gore free, vegan, carnivore friendly zone.
And now, moment of silence for this young raptor curator who recently perished. If you are a raptor curator, please do not sneak away eggs for your morning omletes. They are not worth your life, no matter how tasty they might be.
CB
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 19:27 |
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Well crap, if everything has been restarted, then I better start fresh. Hello! I’m CB! Nice to meet you! Stay out of the basement .
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PS9
> CB
06/21/2015 at 19:29 |
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All of your tentacle alien porn was deleted during the relaunch. The basement is now clean.
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CB
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 19:31 |
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Give me five minutes, bud.
HammerheadFistpunch
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 19:32 |
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This sounds like fun. In the same spirit i declair all unfunded national obligations now fully funded and Russia is now west Alaska
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PS9
> HammerheadFistpunch
06/21/2015 at 19:34 |
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U WOT MATE
fhrblig
> CB
06/21/2015 at 19:35 |
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desertdog5051
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 19:44 |
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hO, sknaht. kooL tahw ouy did ot ym tnuocca. ):
DrJohannVegas
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 19:46 |
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I could explain fully funded obligations to you, but GASB Statements 43 and 45 are pretty wonky, and might be better explained after we get this new Oppo thing all nailed down. Putin’s invited, but only if he checks his bear at the door.
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PS9
> DrJohannVegas
06/21/2015 at 19:48 |
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Refering to the ‘annexing of Russia’ part, not the ‘funded obligations’ part.
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PS9
> desertdog5051
06/21/2015 at 19:49 |
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Well you’re the one who insisted on browsing oppo while looking at a mirror.
macanamera
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 19:56 |
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I'm Mac, I love stabbing people and embroidery.
TheHondaBro
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 20:00 |
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no
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CB
> macanamera
06/21/2015 at 20:00 |
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This is why we keep you in the basement, Mac. Your embroidery scares the children.
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PS9
> macanamera
06/21/2015 at 20:06 |
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So you are thinking of getting a Camaro, is what you’re saying?
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PS9
> TheHondaBro
06/21/2015 at 20:07 |
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go
whoarder is tellurium
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 20:21 |
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NYET, BURAN IS BEST SHUTTLE
Idiot In The Garage Needs A New CGI Job...
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 20:27 |
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I bought a Camaro a year ago. You mean I could have been stabbing people all this time?
Funktheduck
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 20:31 |
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I keep trying to upload a picture of a Miata and it keeps turning into this flower
Scary__goongala!
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 20:33 |
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Roger that. Can I now flood Oppo with Scarlett Johansson pics?
Justin Hughes
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 20:40 |
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I just got home from seeing
Jurassic World
. I died laughing at this.
jkm7680
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 20:42 |
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no
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DrJohannVegas
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 21:00 |
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I would have thought we were all clear on how annexing and Russia works by now... Just gotta mix the concepts in different ratios, is all.
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PS9
> jkm7680
06/21/2015 at 21:06 |
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on
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jkm7680
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 21:07 |
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k
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PS9
> jkm7680
06/21/2015 at 21:29 |
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k?
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jkm7680
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 21:30 |
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nay
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PS9
> jkm7680
06/21/2015 at 21:33 |
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nay?
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jkm7680
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 21:33 |
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yay
saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 21:38 |
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Well then. Off to introduce myself briefly.
TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 21:49 |
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Im sorry im drunk.
jvirgs drives a Subaru
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 22:14 |
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We are not responsible for anything that happened under the “Old Oppo” since this is the “New Oppo”. Its basically the same, except its not because its New.
boxrocket
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 22:25 |
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And now for something completely different.
...yet entirely the same.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> PS9
06/21/2015 at 23:35 |
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Ok. Seems good to me. Also, raptor omelets are delicious. They’ll never catch me.