Political Stuff:

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
06/16/2015 at 14:55 • Filed to: None

So, it’s early in the presidential race and the crazies are coming out.

This shitstick is running:

Now, I can say right now that neither Trump nor Sanders:

Will ever be president. Why is this?

Look at that fucking hair.

Compare it to:

The last president we had with bad hair, was the one who was never elected:

DISCUSSION (42)

jkm7680 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 14:56

Kinja'd!!!

This is the mouth of a complete fuckwad.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680
06/16/2015 at 14:58

That is not Dan Quayle’s mouth.

yamahog > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 14:58

Dammit Bernie, get ur hair game together.

LongbowMkII > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 14:58

Kinja'd!!!

This is the ear of a complete fuckwad

TheHondaBro > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 14:59

The President hsa little power. Everyone knows Congress is where to be.

TheHondaBro > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 15:00

Kinja'd!!!

Wait, WTF?!?!?!?

Why is this windbag nutsack running?

TheHondaBro > yamahog
06/16/2015 at 15:00

At least he has hair.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheHondaBro
06/16/2015 at 15:03

Money, prestige, name recognition. I sincerely doubt he has either the expectation to win nor the resolve to stay in it. Self aggrandizement has always been The Donald’s favorite hobby, nay, job. The part where in the fairly recent past he gave $100k to the Clinton Global Initiative makes the whole thing even loopier.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > TheHondaBro
06/16/2015 at 15:03

Shameless self-promotion and the need to stay in the news in every terrible way possible.

Hot Takes Salesman > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 15:04

Kinja'd!!!

This is the fake hair of a complete fuckwad

TheHondaBro > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 15:04

If he gets elected I’m moving to Iran.

yamahog > TheHondaBro
06/16/2015 at 15:04

Are you Elizabeth Warren?

LongbowMkII > TheHondaBro
06/16/2015 at 15:05

Nah, right wing radio/podcast is where to be. Be a popular pundit and dictate the crowd. you can control many many congresspeople at once.

TheHondaBro > yamahog
06/16/2015 at 15:06

I... uhh... well, I... YOU CAN’T PROVE ANYTHING!!! *runs away*

TheHondaBro > LongbowMkII
06/16/2015 at 15:07

Ann Coulter is popular for all the wrong reasons.

RallyWrench > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 15:08

Canada: looking better every day.

Frank Grimes > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 15:15

the president needs to be left handed and since a nd miata is left handed I will vote miata.

yamahog > TheHondaBro
06/16/2015 at 15:17

ELIZABETH WARREN WOULD NEVER RUN AWAY!!

Racescort666 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 15:23

Maybe we’ll find out what he’s really worth .

Sir Halffast > TheHondaBro
06/16/2015 at 15:24

I don’t think you need to worry about booking your tickets just yet. He’ll be out after the Iowa Caucus.

PS9 > LongbowMkII
06/16/2015 at 15:24

gmctavish needs more space > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 15:32

Good old Donald “any hair is good hair" Trump....

ceanderson920 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 15:35

I might vote for Trump just for fun! There is no chance he could possibly win .

Juan Tawn > Racescort666
06/16/2015 at 15:36

Or that the amount of money he has stolen would probably put either of us away for a long time.

Racescort666 > Juan Tawn
06/16/2015 at 15:42

Ha. Actually, the thing that really makes me nervous is how many companies he has driven into the ground, filed multiple bankruptcies, and somehow has managed to stay clear of the aftermath. Unless that’s what you’re talking about, in which case; yes, exactly what you said.

PatBateman > TheHondaBro
06/16/2015 at 15:42

Oh come on. Leave poor Dan Quayle alone.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > RallyWrench
06/16/2015 at 15:45

Come for the politics, stay for the weather healthcare

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
06/16/2015 at 15:51

At least trump is entertaining

Kinja'd!!!

Tekamul > yamahog
06/16/2015 at 16:04

The above picture is the most put together Bernie has ever looked in his life.

If you ever see him looking like this , run away.

Kinja'd!!!

Juan Tawn > Racescort666
06/16/2015 at 16:07

Yeah more or less - what you mentioned and other things such as the Trump University scam.

Racescort666 > Juan Tawn
06/16/2015 at 16:13

Yeah, that one’s bullshit. This article is kind of what I was thinking about in relation to how he personally makes money. He’s still gaining personally but his businesses are failing. Is he just skimming the money somehow? Also, how does a casino lose money? They are literally rigged in their own favor.

RallyWrench > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
06/16/2015 at 16:20

Or the mountain biking. BC it is.