Not car related but

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
06/15/2015 at 13:50 • Filed to: None

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I strapped a back filled with lunch, water and toys to my back on Sunday and hiked up a mountain to have a picnic lunch with my kids. Not bad for a guy that was almost paralyzed about a year ago.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > CalzoneGolem
06/15/2015 at 13:53

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Not bad at all, congrats!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > CalzoneGolem
06/15/2015 at 13:53

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Not bad for a guy that was almost paralyzed about a year ago.

Yes, everyone, he is going to close with that line and not tell us what happened.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > CalzoneGolem
06/15/2015 at 13:55

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That.Is.Awesome! Good job!


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > For Sweden
06/15/2015 at 13:56

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It was CalzoneGolem day. Fell off a ladder and covered oppo in ratrods.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
06/15/2015 at 13:57

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Your progress is awesome and inspiring! Congrats!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > For Sweden
06/15/2015 at 13:58

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I just assumed everyone knew.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/tag/calzonegol…


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > CalzoneGolem
06/15/2015 at 13:59

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I forgot :(


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hooker
06/15/2015 at 14:00

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Thanks! How’s the foot?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > For Sweden
06/15/2015 at 14:00

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TLDR: Fell out of tree and shattered a vertebrae on Father’s Day 2014.


Kinja'd!!! ViperGuy21 > CalzoneGolem
06/15/2015 at 14:13

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Awesome man! Congrats!


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > For Sweden
06/15/2015 at 14:17

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never forget.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > CalzoneGolem
06/15/2015 at 14:24

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Hey, wow, that’s awesome. I wasn’t really around much last year or the year before, so I completely missed out on that story. But I just caught myself up to speed and holy shit! That really sucks that it happened, but I’m so glad you are doing so much better.

Back injuries are no joke and it seems like it’s up to the whim of the fates if you recover. So glad to hear that you’re doing so well.


Kinja'd!!! CB > CalzoneGolem
06/15/2015 at 14:47

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Good to hear that you’re doing well, man.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Snuze: Needs another Swede
06/15/2015 at 14:51

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A lot of things worked really well for me there was a very good neurologist that was up here to do surgery on someone else and had some specialized equipment for that surgery. I was in a shell all summer that was the worse part.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > CalzoneGolem
06/15/2015 at 14:53

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Here’s what I pictured. Your kids are awesome.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > desertdog5051
06/15/2015 at 14:55

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Pfft that’s what I do to warm up.


Kinja'd!!! FrankAtlanta > CalzoneGolem
06/15/2015 at 15:56

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Congratulations! Only thing better than you doing this for yourself, is the ability to do it with your kids! Very happy for you.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
06/15/2015 at 19:25

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Still have torn things that shouldn’t. Broke stuffs too. Fairly certain I am going to go crazy if it doesn’t heal soon. :(


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hooker
06/16/2015 at 07:49

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Haha well it might be too late for that.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 09:49

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Touche. But if I cut it off, now stay with me here, I won’t have that pain anymore! Then I can get a blade foot!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hooker
06/16/2015 at 09:56

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Fuck yeah! Two legs are for cowards!


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 10:33

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Exactly! Back to dreaming now. Also, is it 6 yet? I need a beer.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hooker
06/16/2015 at 10:44

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Yup. It is totally is 6


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 10:59

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RIGHT! BEER! Also, I think I’d like to move back to NE. Sell my house and just run away from the heat. You’ll let me stay with you, right?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hooker
06/16/2015 at 11:04

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You can’t run too fast on that bum foot.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 11:28

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Truth. I tried the other day. Damn near busted the other one.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hooker
06/16/2015 at 11:29

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I’d highly recommend that you don’t do that.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > CalzoneGolem
06/16/2015 at 12:09

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