The past week is over!

"Nibby" (nibby68) 06/13/2015 at 12:04 • Filed to: None

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Woo! The rich spoiled cousin from Hell is gone! (Granted she is in her late 30s and married a rich South Asian dude).

I didn’t really have to do much for her, other than drop her off at the mall and train station. But still, she was a pain.

Trying to impress me with her lavish lifestyle “At home I have 3 maids, 2 cooks, and 3 drivers.” Told her “Here in America, we work hard and do everything for ourselves. No one caters to us.”

Using my toothbrush and other toiletries.

Flushing her tampon down my toilet, clogging it, and kept flushing when it was overflowing with bits of red particles. And she threw all of my bathroom towels (the ones that I use to shower) on the floor to clean it up instead of getting a mop. I fixed my toilet with an auger.

The day we went to Manhattan, I had to meet up with a friend for a project and she made me late cause she thought it was more important to talk on the phone than catch a train. I ended up dropping her off there and driving to Manhattan.

Spent a couple days with my sister as well. Went home yesterday and I called the house on the way home... she picked it up. Who the fuck answers the house phone of someone else’s place?

Anyways, they’re gone now. My bathroom smells like a mixture of shit and perfume. Money doesn’t buy class, taste, or hygiene. Here’s to hoping she never comes here again!

And on that note, I am not even going to BOTHER applying to any jobs in NY anymore. Fuck it, gonna go somewhere far away so I don’t ever have to deal with this sort of shit again.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:07

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She used your toothbrush?

Thats the worst of them all.

macanamera > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:07

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I have 10 cooks, 50 maids, and a different driver every time I go somewhere.

Wait...I'm at a Marriott

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:07

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Good God, by your description, spoilt seems like an understatement!

$kaycog > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:08

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She sounds absolutely pathetic! We can choose our friends, but we’re stuck with our relatives. I think Confucius said that.............or not.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:11

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I’m glad, for your sake, that she’s gone. And she used your toothbrush? That’s just disgusting.

Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 06/13/2015 at 12:14

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Yes she did.

Nibby > $kaycog 06/13/2015 at 12:14

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FRIENDS FOR LIFE, NIBBY AND $KAY

Nibby > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut 06/13/2015 at 12:14

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yeeeeeah

PS9 > $kaycog 06/13/2015 at 12:17

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No the hell we aren’t! The person who said you can’t choose your family just wasn’t trying hard enough!

/MyFamilyIsDeadToMe

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:18

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That is purely disgusting. I... I don’t... I... I’m not sure how to respond to that. Who even does that? (I mean. she does but...)

CaptDale - is secretly British > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:22

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I am physically repulsed by all of that. I could not have dealt with that. Well I hope things go well for you now. Pop on Le Mans and eat snack and feel better.

Nibby > CaptDale - is secretly British 06/13/2015 at 12:23

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My sister and I have been joking to throw our cousin a going away party... after she left

Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 06/13/2015 at 12:24

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She also smells really bad and tries to cover it up by spraying cans of perfume on herself.

PS9 > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:24

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I had a piece of shit aunt who was completely fucking spoiled. She was treated like the golden child when she was young, so as an adult she was completely consumed with herself. Planet earth, its inhabitants, the solar system, and this and every universe parallel alternate or otherwise that could ever exist revolved around her as far as she was concerned, and you could fuck right the hell off if you didn’t like it.

Well time went on and things turned to shit for me and my immediate family (who got wiped out. No, I will not elaborate on that, so don’t ask) and she had the bloody nerve to come back and act like we were gonna move in together again. Fucking seriously??? No way.

Dropped her ass off at the bus station and never saw her again. You’re nearly sixty fucking years old for gods sake, how the hell do you still not have a car? Or a license? Oh that’s right I forgot, golden children who live at the center of the universe don’t have to cart themselves anywhere or do anything, everyone else will just do it for you! GAAAAHHHHHH

$kaycog > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:25

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ABSOLUTELY!!!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:25

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I don’t think I would ever feel comfortable having “servants” do basic things for me. As if laundry, cleaning, and cooking were actually a burden

PS9 > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 12:26

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There goes Macanamera, bragging about how his family owns a globally successful hotel chain again...

$kaycog > PS9 06/13/2015 at 12:26

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Sadly, that is true. I know a couple of families like that.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:30

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Thanks for the extra details.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:34

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Ugh, I have a cousin like that. Good thing there is 9000 miles of ocean sepperating us and we always seem to be out of town when she wants to come try use me as a free hotel and generally mooch... I mean “visit”.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 12:52

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Perfect, then tag her in blank spaces in photos of the party

Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 06/13/2015 at 12:57

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Sorry.

Just need to let it all out, ya know? Thanks for listening :)

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2015 at 12:58

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In India and Pakistan, this is very common. These “servants” are given a place to live, food, and money which they give to their own families who are not well off. They’re called servants, but they aren’t... treated like slaves in the US during the 1800s.

Nibby > $kaycog 06/13/2015 at 12:58

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\o/

Nibby > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 06/13/2015 at 12:59

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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Good on you!

Nibby > PS9 06/13/2015 at 13:00

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That’s just really sad on so many levels. Good for getting her out of your life.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 13:10

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We occasionally have newly-arrived wealthy Pakistani and Indian customers, though more the exception that the rule, compared to other types of customers, I’ve never seen noses stuck up so high in the sky when faced with lowly laborers such as myself.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 13:12

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I’ll listen but if you’re going to say something give me a warning so I can have a bucket nearby.

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/13/2015 at 13:30

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Some of them have zero regard that people who work in stores are... living human beings with families and lives just like them. I’ve seen it many times, even one time this cousin visited she dumped her kids at some store and went to another one... I apologized to the cashier and told her “She’s not from here, obviously and I’ll give her a nice lecture on how to properly treat human beings.”

macanamera > PS9 06/13/2015 at 13:31

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I wish bruh

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 13:38

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Yeah, she has this idea that I’m going to one day sponsor her to come live in the US and she’ll become some sort of big shot in NYC.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 13:42

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Hey you just reminded of the time I was behind an indian woman at Sterberks and she tried to pay with half US half Indian currency, and when they cashier corrected her and handed it back to her, the woman dropped the Indian change in the tip jar in a dramatic fashion, smiled and walked out.

Spridget > Nibby 06/13/2015 at 15:47

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I hope you burned it. That’s just nasty.

wkiernan > Nibby 06/14/2015 at 18:18

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But did she use your toothbrush to brush her teeth, or did she run short of bath towels and use it to help clean up her plumbing mishap? I’d go buy a new toothbrush right away if I were you.

Also I’m having a bit of a dyslexic day here: I misread “I fixed my toilet with an auger” as “I fixed my toilet with anger.”

Nibby > wkiernan 06/14/2015 at 18:29

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Angry, I fixed my toilet with an auger.

Yeah, I acquired a new brush.