What's the word? Thunderbird!

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 06/12/2015 at 12:15 • Filed to: None

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How’s it sold? Fit to hold. What’s the price? <$30 twice!
(I decided on mounts for the Ranchero engine - tenth gen Thunderbird. Hydraulic. Cheap. Strong enough.)

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/12/2015 at 12:24

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Parts from a Ferd Thunderturd fit Rancheros, as it were.

RallyWrench > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/12/2015 at 13:36

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How’s it sold? Fit to hold. What’s the price? <$30 twice!

I decided on mounts for the Ranchero engine -got it where it counts, too strong to mention.

Tenth gen Thunderbird, worth the expense, word?

Hydraulic, the dog’s bollocks. Cheap, not a heap. Strong enough, lasts long & tough.

Ramblin Rover, the mad scientist, no pushover, he’s buildin’ this.

Ever forward unto dawn, the Frankenchero coming on strong.

Ford up front, mix in the middle, Jag out back, this beast’s a riddle.

Shift on the column, 4 gears to play. Wait, say what? 3 speeds can’t hang.

Shitloads of rust, this bitch ain’t fooling. Cut it out, weld it up, he’s got the tooling.

Shares on Oppo, with the crazy-ass Nauts, fucking Kinja, still calling the shots.

Will it ever run? Sucka, you know this. U Fookin’ Wot M8? Rover won’t throw this.

The ‘Chero’s gonna rip a whole in space time, blowing all of Oppo’s collective mind.

Drool on keyboards, fools don’t know, Upperclass Twit, Vivisecting shit, Anglo-American ‘Chero

Peace.

(drops mic)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench 06/12/2015 at 13:38

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...and I thought *I* was bored at work.

RallyWrench > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/12/2015 at 13:43

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In fairness, that’s taken most of the last hour and a half between putting out various fires. When the rhyme comes, there’s no stopping it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench 06/12/2015 at 13:45

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I can’t criticize, really, having been the one to write a whole series of song parodies on the Nissan Leaf on the front page in the past, and a rip off of Rapper’s Delight about the popemobile.