Cars and Rap Lyrics: Infographic edition

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06/10/2015 at 14:42 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! CB > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
06/10/2015 at 14:45

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My question is: who the hell rapped about Subarus and Saabs?


Kinja'd!!! ClassicDatsunDebate > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
06/10/2015 at 14:50

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No Oldsmobile 98 on the list. Chuck D and I call bullshit.


Kinja'd!!! horspowr1001 > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
06/10/2015 at 14:50

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Got a quarter tank of gas,
In my new E-Class

Thanks for sharing this is awesome!


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > CB
06/10/2015 at 14:51

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Lol we’ve actually been discussing that in my local Toyobaru club group chat.

@FastbackStang70 has been coming up with some very... unique (read: super white) Subaru inspired rhymes in there. It’s simultaneously entertaining and cringeworthy.


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > horspowr1001
06/10/2015 at 14:55

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You’re welcome!

Have you heard the Punk Goes Crunk remix of that song by The Devil Wears Prada?


Kinja'd!!! horspowr1001 > CB
06/10/2015 at 14:56

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SERIOUSLY

I need to find these lyrics


Kinja'd!!! Zohaibman72 > CB
06/10/2015 at 14:59

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Y’all driven Subaru’s, stuck in your cubicles - Ludacris, Tomb of the Boom (2003)

Action Bronson mentions either BMW, or Saab in every song. His first mixtape was called SAAB STORY.

He owns a beige 90s 5 series and a Saab 9-5. I think an bmw 850 tootoo. He also mentions Studebaker in a few songs. He’s a jalop.


Kinja'd!!! Stang70Fastback > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
06/10/2015 at 15:00

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“Cruising down the street in my Subaru.

I get a big boner when I look at you.

Yo ass so big; I wanna have sex.

Ill take you for a ride in my WRX.”

“Dem bitches straight stare as I drive on by.

They all wanna ride in my STi.

I can’t turn ‘em down; I got room for four.

Then I boost until they cum, with my foot to the floor.”

Am I doing it right? Rap is all about sex and womenz, right???


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
06/10/2015 at 15:03

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Redman: “I don’t push a lot of vehicles, but I push a used one - With a tape deck, if it’s feasible”


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > CB
06/10/2015 at 15:05

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Watsky mentions Subaru in Ugly Faces...


Kinja'd!!! Berang > CB
06/10/2015 at 15:09

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Blondie mentions subaru in rapture.

“ You go out at night, eatin’ cars

You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too

Mercury’s and Subaru’s

And you don’t stop, you keep on eatin’ cars ”

deep stuff.


Kinja'd!!! horspowr1001 > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
06/10/2015 at 15:23

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I have now! This is hilarious!


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
06/10/2015 at 15:35

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I call bullshit! Bugatti most certainly does not have only 1 model ever! Technically the Veyron is not even a current model anymore right, since they’re permanently sold out?


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Patrick Nichols
06/10/2015 at 17:22

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In the eyes of rap culture, I wouldn’t expect them to know about any Bugatti other than a Veyron. I think you’re getting a tad nitpicky. haha


Kinja'd!!! John_Harbinson > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
06/10/2015 at 18:31

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WHERE IS THE ‘83 CADILLAC COUPE DEVILLE


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
06/10/2015 at 18:43

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haha I wouldn’t be so miffed about it if they didn’t go out of their way to state that bugatti only has one model


Kinja'd!!! Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
06/10/2015 at 18:52

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This came out last year on adult swim’s summer music thing.

Future - “Coupe” (Official Video):


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
07/22/2015 at 23:57

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Ghost ride da whip


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Stang70Fastback
07/22/2015 at 23:59

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And $wag money, you done forgot son

And also da hood

And a shit ton of weed. I mean just fucking Everest-sized piles of ganja