When reversing, know your surroundings

"CB" (jrcb)
06/08/2015 at 12:18 • Filed to: Imgur

Also, don’t be a massive cockbite. Found this on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

DISCUSSION (50)

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:20

I love how they kept going once they obviously hit something.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:22

Also, this looks like a prime Kinja’d candidate.

CB > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/08/2015 at 12:22

According to Reddit, they had their learner’s permit. So probably not the most experienced behind the wheel.

spanfucker retire bitch > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:23

I have no words.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:24

Kinja'd!!!

So much WTF going on...

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:24

I’m not sure if I’d consider that a valid excuse.

mcseanerson > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:25

Looks like someone else’s insurance is buying someone a new bike.

ZDMW > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/08/2015 at 12:26

My favorite part my be that if he had just backed up straight he would have ended up in a lane with no one in it, instead he turned into a guy in a different lane.

CB > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/08/2015 at 12:26

I definitely think it’s a contributing factor, though.

CB > spanfucker retire bitch
06/08/2015 at 12:26

You have four, apparently.

Tohru > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:28

They would not live to get their full license.

spanfucker retire bitch > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:28

CB > Tohru
06/08/2015 at 12:29

Probably not.

crowmolly > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:29

True, but that means there were two people in the car. One of which is new to the road, but the other of which is supposed to look out for them while they learn.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:30

Well, seeing as how it was a Toyota, I kind of understand.

random001 > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:30

Why? Why are you backing up through an intersection in the first place, you giant douche? WTF? Holy hell...

CB > random001
06/08/2015 at 12:32

Because the person stopped in the middle of it and needed to get out?

CB > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
06/08/2015 at 12:33

Oh gods, the dreaded reverse unintended acceleration!

Tohru > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:34

Not if they ran over my motorcycle.

random001 > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:34

I mean, I know, but I just...I can't even.... Why not just go where you were going? Why stop like that? Why? WHY?!?!?!?!

CB > random001
06/08/2015 at 12:35

Learner’s permit.

random001 > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:35

HAH! Win.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:37

Yeah, the majority of Toyotas on the road definitely need the new driver mod.

AM > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:42

The driver with “learner’s permit” is well on their way to becoming a great Toyota driver :’)

“It’s just a stereotype” they say.

LongbowMkII > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/08/2015 at 12:45

kinja being the Rav4 running over your internet experience(the bike) as you stand incredulous and dumbfounded.

CAR_IS_MI > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:47

Welcome to America, where the driving regulations don’t count and licenses are made up!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:49

It’s funny how I’m seeing this post immediately after witnessing a hit-and-run where someone backed into a parked car. (Don’t worry, I got his plate number and it’s been sent to the police)

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/08/2015 at 12:51

Well, we post car crashes all day here, so not too much cosmic timing going on.

Here’s hoping the fuckwad gets ticketed!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB
06/08/2015 at 12:51

It’s funny how I’m seeing this post immediately after witnessing a hit-and-run where someone backed into a parked car. (Don’t worry, I got his plate number and it’s been sent to the police)

Rainbow > crowmolly
06/08/2015 at 12:54

Look in the passenger seat. The teacher/parent looks like he/she has just given up. Like “Oh shit this is going to cost a lot...”

450X_FTW > CB
06/08/2015 at 13:03

Assholes like this are the reason the feds are requiring cars to have backup cameras. Can’t fix the driver so they have to “fix” the car

f86sabre > CB
06/08/2015 at 13:03

Well, they made sure there was no doubt it was totaled. That helps with the insurance.

Takuro Spirit > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/08/2015 at 13:06

Kinja'd!!!

Close up of the driver

anothermiatafanboy > Tohru
06/08/2015 at 13:11

Yea I'm sure youd kill the underage kid driving the car. How tough of you.

CB > 450X_FTW
06/08/2015 at 13:12

I thought it was due to the fact that a lot of vehicles have pretty shit visibility?

garagemonkee > CB
06/08/2015 at 13:18

Remember, motorcyclists are always the aggressor.

It’s not like we’re all riding in ways that keep us away from people like this.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
06/08/2015 at 13:27

“Might as well kill the witness to my embarrassing mistake."

Mmmmm > CB
06/08/2015 at 13:40

That is terrifying

newsmctado > CB
06/08/2015 at 13:43

I applaud the cyclist self-control. Not only was he able to get off the bike and out of the way before being run over himself, but he was able to stop himself from forcibly dragging the driver out of the car and beating them within an inch of their life (which I might have done).

RockThrillz89 > CB
06/08/2015 at 13:44

I can’t stop watching this. I just can’t imagine how daft someone has to be to accomplish this. Comes to a complete stop (thanks to the motorcycle on the ground acting as a chock), then continues to back up. Permit or not, this person needs to be on moped duty for a few years. That would go a long way in teaching her how to not panic in such trivial situations.

Tohru > anothermiatafanboy
06/08/2015 at 13:48

I didn’t say anything about murdering them. They could go on to lead a full and content life without having a driver’s license. The roads would certainly be safer for it.

Destructive Tester > CB
06/08/2015 at 14:39

+1 for referring to the driver as a "massive cockbite," there really isn't a better term for that...

anothermiatafanboy > Tohru
06/08/2015 at 18:20

“They would not live to get their full license” carries implications. Like the implication they would be dead. Presumably by your hand. Making you the ultimate opposite lock badass tough guy of the week. Awesome.

Tohru > anothermiatafanboy
06/08/2015 at 19:14

And if they slammed into your ricer Civic, I assume you would be overjoyed at such an occasion and would greet them with open arms. GTFAC.

anothermiatafanboy > Tohru
06/09/2015 at 13:08

No I wouldn’t be overjoyed. But I wouldn’t go on the internet and say sweet tough guy phrases like "he wont live to get his full license" because im not 12.

anothermiatafanboy > Tohru
06/09/2015 at 15:01

Oh Tohru, I feel just dreadful about this argument which I’ll admit I started. I had to go and get all literal and analytical about your original comment when you were clearly not being literal. Which was an asshole move on my part. And for which I apologize. And I tend to get defensive when my Honda comes under fire, and perhaps I said some cruel things I shouldn’t have. Now sure I like imports and it appears you’re a domestic fan, but we’re both car enthusiasts and above that both Wisconsinites. And I’d much prefer that we be friends rather than enemies. So can you forgive me for being a hypocrite by acting like a 12 year old while I was accusing you of doing so? I’d sure be pleased.

AthomSfere > Tohru
06/10/2015 at 13:46

Ever. You don’t out grow this level of dumb.

Tohru > anothermiatafanboy
06/10/2015 at 22:21

Where’d this come from? I haven’t seen mood swings like that since my last ex-girlfriend. Have you been hitting the booze again?

anothermiatafanboy > Tohru
06/11/2015 at 13:13

No. But arguing with people over the internet puts me in a foul mood. And makes me feel immature. So I figured I would make an attempt to just stop. And my lunch break right now is going much better because I am not typing out angry messages to an avatar on my screen.

Tohru > anothermiatafanboy
06/11/2015 at 17:51

Fair enough, I guess.