DD, Track, Burn

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
06/08/2015 at 08:32 • Filed to: None

You can’t pick one and return to stock. Has to be driven/burned as is. None of that burn them all. Pick. You. Must. Pick. *insert sinister laugh*

(Obviously first pick is not mine. Other two I snapped while out and about)

DISCUSSION (44)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:35

DD the ridonkulous
Track the Orange Julius/DQ Ueber Alles (assuming a dirt track is available, or maybe even if not)
Burn the Z.

djmt1 > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:35

DD: Donk

Track: Brodozer

Burn: Slammed

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:35

DD donk.

Track bro truck (surely it’d be fun on a mild off road trail... Until it tipped over.)

Burn stance bro thing.

LongbowMkII > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:35

If i’m paying for gas- DD malibu, track Z, burn truck

pip bip - choose Corrour > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:36

track - Nissan Z

DD - Ford Bro truck (at least it could potentially be useful)

burn - the other Donk shitter.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:36

DD Malibu, track Z, burn DQ.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:37

DD the Donk, Track the Truck (so you’ll roll it and it will be dead), burn the Nissan.

The Donk would fall apart on the pothole infested roads I drive. So all three would be done in no time.

Funktheduck > LongbowMkII
06/08/2015 at 08:37

I’m sorry. You have a different opinion than everyone else thus far so therefore you’re wrong and not a Jalop.......

Wait, sorry, this isn't the FP. You're allowed to have different opinions here

DoYouEvenShift > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:37

DD Monster Julius truck.

Burn the stancey thingy.

And, track the Donk thing, at least itll be good for a laugh.

Alfalfa Romeo > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:39

DD the DQ brodozer. Does it have food on board? Because it should.

Track the Nissan. For the lols. (But maybe it’s on bags?)

Burn whatever donk that is, I can’t quite tell from the side.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:40

....you’re a sick cookie.

I’d DD the dozer on the grounds of it being the easier to handle but the other two can’t exactly be tracked. I’d willingly burn all three to be honest.

I’m going to assume/hope the 350 has some adjustable suspension bits making it easier to track. If that’s the case I guess I can DD the donk as it doesn’t look too horrific.

Sorry dozer, I’m not one for free marketing unless OJ is paying for my gas for that thing.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:41

DD the Z

Track the Truck

Burn the Donk

spanfucker retire bitch > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:42

I’d burn the shit stance car, and then the other two - well it doesn’t matter which one I choose for track or DD duty. I’d drive them both off cliffs, either through automated systems or installing a nice, tough, robust roll cage to keep the driver alive.

But nothing else in the vehicles.

Funktheduck > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
06/08/2015 at 08:45

I know there's some this wrong with me

Funktheduck > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
06/08/2015 at 08:46

You're crazy or where you live you have roads made of glass

KnowsAboutCars > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:48

DD: truck after repaint

Track: 350Z after some suspension improvements

Burn: donk, it’s just a newish Malibu

thebigbossyboss > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:49

DD donk.

Burn Z

Track Brozer. Dirt track.

Tohru > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:49

DD the dozer (with the caveat that all the DQ shit on it would get removed. Otherwise would remain as-is.)
Track the stance, as it’s grounded to the ground. Plus I’m picturing it peeling fenders and bumpers off on the track and it’s amusing.
Burn the donk.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 08:50

I’m not crazy.. I have papers saying I’m not..

Roads here ain’t that nice, and I’f I’m honest I could not get the Z over the curb to my driveway, but the to others won’t fit into my driveway either (they are to wide).

And all donks must be burned.. ALL I say.. so it was an easy choice picking the Z as a DD since the fuel consumption on that Brodozer must be insane and fuel is not exactly cheap in Norway.

Tohru > LongbowMkII
06/08/2015 at 08:50

It’s a Camry.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Tohru
06/08/2015 at 08:52

Okay, “suicide by track” is not something I gave due attention to with the stancebomination. That *would* be funny. Not sure it’s worth burning the donk instead, though.

Alex B > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 09:04

DD: Z

Track: Truck

Burn: Donk

I refuse to associate with donks. I would literally die if I had to ride in one.

Alex B > Tohru
06/08/2015 at 09:06

No, it is a Malibu.

MIATAAAA > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 09:15

DD: Donked Malibu

Track: Orange Julius

Burn: Z :(

Wacko > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
06/08/2015 at 09:15

SR20 on those papers!

Cherry_man1 > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 09:17

DD Donk

Track Monster Truck

Burn Slammed

mcseanerson > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 09:17

DD the Orange Julius, Track the Z, and Burn the Bu. First place I’m going is a Lemons race and claiming I spent less than $500. Hopefully they crush it.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Wacko
06/08/2015 at 09:24

Sorry, my pet dinosaur seems to have eaten them ;)

PS9 > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 09:37

DD: 350z for one day into a wall
Track: Camry for one turn before I drive it into a wall
Burn: The truck and remaining wreckage.

Tohru > Alex B
06/08/2015 at 09:47

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo.

Funktheduck > Alfalfa Romeo
06/08/2015 at 09:54

Can't remember if we decided it was a Cruze or Malibu

Funktheduck > PS9
06/08/2015 at 09:56

It's a Cruze or a Malibu

PS9 > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 09:58

WELL NOW IT’S A BURNING PILE OF WALL-SMACKED WRECKAGE, SO THERE!

Funktheduck > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
06/08/2015 at 09:59

I see lots of G35/37s and Zs like this. They all look like they're awful to drive/ride. They're either going really slow to keep from back breaking bounces or they're bouncing around because I'm pretty sure they just remove the shocks and cut the springs in half.

maximillious > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 09:59

DD the truck because fuck speed bumps. Track the donkey Cuz that shit will flip and total out in the first corner (hopefully start on fire too) and take that POS Z car to the nearest stance nation meet fill it with manure and douse it in kerosene and put it out of its misery while hopefully taking a few slammed Tiburon’s with it.

Funktheduck > maximillious
06/08/2015 at 10:02

So angry....

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 10:06

Probably true.. that Brodozer is just.. nooope.. and Donks are even more nope. So the less of the nopes it is :P

maximillious > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 10:07

Just calculated.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 10:19

DD: Donk

Track: Truck

Burn: Z

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 10:20

DD truck.

Track donk.

Burn Z.

Logic:

The only one I wouldn’t mind being seen in is the truck.

I hate the StanZ and Donkibu equally, so: if I burn the Donkibu, the StanZ will likely survive the track. If I burn the StanZ, that means I track the Donkibu, and the odds are it crashes at the first corner. StanZ and Donkibu—terminated.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 10:36

DD: Nissan

Track: bro truck

Burn: donk

Axial > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 11:58

DD: Brodozer

Track: Donk

Burn: Stance.

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 12:19

DD Truck

Track the Z (because tracks are smooth)

Burn the donk, because it’s the only thing that’s worse than cars that are made useless by stance)

DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom > Funktheduck
06/08/2015 at 14:24

DD the monster truck, track the donk and burn the stance nation.