I configurated something classy, because you're all a bunch of heathens

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 06/05/2015 at 23:59 • Filed to: None

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I spec’ed out an S65 AMG coupe with a bunch of options, for the oh-so-reasonable price of $247,335. It is glorious. Now I just need someone to give me $247,334 and I can buy it.

TheHondaBro > Textured Soy Protein 06/06/2015 at 00:02

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Why buy an S65 AMG Coupe when you could buy a Honda Fit?

CB > Textured Soy Protein 06/06/2015 at 00:02

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“... price of $247,335...”

“...give me $247,334...”

Does this mean you’d buy that for a dollar?

CB > TheHondaBro 06/06/2015 at 00:03

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Oh no, we’re not spilling that over here.

TheHondaBro > CB 06/06/2015 at 00:03

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BREAK THE DAM RELEASE THE RIVER!!

AM > Textured Soy Protein 06/06/2015 at 00:03

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Now that my bespoke Porsche’s are going to start flying off the shelf, I’ll be able to lend you the money.

Textured Soy Protein > TheHondaBro 06/06/2015 at 00:05

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For the price of this S65 AMG coupe you could buy 9 fully-loaded with every single dealer accessory Fit EX-Ls with Navigation.

CB > Textured Soy Protein 06/06/2015 at 00:06

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So, what you’re saying is that for the price of an S65 AMG, you could basically start a Fit racing league?

Textured Soy Protein > CB 06/06/2015 at 00:08

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For a Fit racing league you’d want manual transmissions and to skip all those options, in which case for the price of this S65 AMG coupe you could buy 15 Fit LXes with manual transmissions.

CB > Textured Soy Protein 06/06/2015 at 00:09

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I dig it.

TheHondaBro > AM 06/06/2015 at 00:12

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Your AMV-edition Porsches? AMV probably stands for: “Aaaah, Must Vomit!”

AM > TheHondaBro 06/06/2015 at 00:16

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Stands for Astro Motor Vehicles actually. Started my own company that specializes in rainbow interiors.

TheHondaBro > CB 06/06/2015 at 00:20

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They’re a blast to drive, so I second this.

 V8 Rustler > Textured Soy Protein 06/06/2015 at 00:28

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$247,335 and you don’t get a Manuel transmission? CP

Textured Soy Protein > CB 06/06/2015 at 00:43

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It means my S65 AMG slush fund currently has $1 in it.

(I just started my S65 AMG slush fund by taking a $1 bill out of my wallet after messing with the S65 AMG configurator.)

Textured Soy Protein >  V8 Rustler 06/06/2015 at 00:51

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The S-class is for wafting along, very quickly, if so desired.

You don’t want to have to mess with a pesky clutch pedal and manual shifter while wafting. Wafting shall not be interrupted with such plebian items as a clutch pedal.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Textured Soy Protein 06/11/2015 at 12:28

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I speced mine pretty much the same way but with tan interior.