Well, it's time to say goodbye to my girlfriend

"4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30" (4muddyfeet) 06/03/2015 at 19:25 • Filed to: Wedding

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In 2004 I made a promise to my best friend that if we, wherever we may be, are unmarried by a certain point in time, then we have to run away together.

We chose a random date a long long way away, and promptly forgot all about it. Well now it’s time.

And she said yes. Of sorts.

Anyway, as I’m obviously going away somewhere quickly for a shotgun wedding, if anyone wants my girlfriend it’s on a first come first served basis. She’s in a barn tucked away in a quiet corner of Northumberland, registration B594 SAJ. You can have whatever tools that are in there as well.

Ta tah Oppo. See you on the other side.

HammerheadFistpunch > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:28

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Congratulates?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:28

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I claim right of first dibs!

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:28

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Based-on-a-true-story romantic comedy or it didn't happen.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:31

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Congrats!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 06/03/2015 at 19:32

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Done. It’s about time you had another Land Rover in your life. Treat her better than I did, I’ve been a bastard.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:33

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Checks passport, calls import expert, swallows ambient, lands, acquires every bit of Land Rover goodness squirreled away and jumps on a C-17 Globemaster “space-A” flight with all the goodies

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 06/03/2015 at 19:36

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It happened. It’s just not happening :)

scoob > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:36

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S THE CAR

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:37

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There will be quarterly mud baths, a warm garage to sleep in and much mocking of Jeeps.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 06/03/2015 at 19:38

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There’s 3 sets of shelf stacks and a tool bin with nothing but Defender parts in them. Probably worth about $4.65 all in all.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:38

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Already? Damn, you work fast!

505Turbeaux > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:42

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As Oppo’s resident expert in polyamorism (and pizza), I henceforth declare the following:

and 100 more > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:45

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What kinda mileage on the girlfriend? What year was she made? Has she been in any accidents since you’ve owned her? Are you the original owner, and if not, then how many previous? Can you send pics to my email addy?

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > and 100 more 06/03/2015 at 19:48

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TheBloody has claimed already! But; ‘85 109 canvas back, 24,000m, original engine, no accidents, 3 owners (Ministry of Defense, owner #2, myself)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 06/03/2015 at 19:48

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Dibs were already called, you need to move faster next time ;)

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > 505Turbeaux 06/03/2015 at 19:49

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Long distance just doesn’t work mate, if I remember correctly we said we were going to St Lucia

505Turbeaux > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:50

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well, as far as I remember you cant live there without paying crazy money to do so, so maybe you can find a way

CB > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:51

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24,000m? Jeez, I didn’t realize that they were that unreliable.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CB 06/03/2015 at 19:53

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I said original engine, not original dashboard.

RustedSprinter > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 19:54

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Will you trade her for my MR2? xD

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > RustedSprinter 06/03/2015 at 20:01

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I’ve actually been staring at a ‘98 MR2 that’s been sitting still for 4 weeks now with a flat tyre on the main road through my village. I feel like leaving a note on the windscreen, what’s the worst that could happen? It’s bone stock too.

RustedSprinter > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 20:13

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Do it dude!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > RustedSprinter 06/03/2015 at 20:15

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I’ll do it tomorrow

RustedSprinter > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 20:16

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So do I get the girl? xD

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > RustedSprinter 06/03/2015 at 20:23

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Na, TheBloody was in waaaay before you. Sorry to lead you on, I had no intention of hurting your feelings.

RustedSprinter > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 20:26

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Oh well dude there are other options out there for me. :]

Frank Grimes > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 20:29

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im gonna steal your girl and marry her cuz after so many years maybe she forgot wat you look like. its my only hope for marital bliss.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Frank Grimes 06/03/2015 at 20:33

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How far away are you from New Zealand?

Frank Grimes > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 20:36

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7,372 miles

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Frank Grimes 06/03/2015 at 20:45

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11,457 for me, but fuck you if I ain’t quicker!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 21:35

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Happy Nuptials!

XJDano > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/03/2015 at 21:50

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This happened to my cousin. They were both drunk & shook on it that they’d never get married.

Wedding was a few weeks ago.

There's a chance.

boxrocket > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/04/2015 at 00:13

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My older brother and a good friend of my wife’s had a pact like this. The date passed and she was technically not in a relationship at the time. My brother didn’t invoke the pact TMK, but shortly after the guy she wound up marrying popped the question.

My brother is still single.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 06/04/2015 at 00:37

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Cheeky bugger.

and 100 more > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/04/2015 at 10:33

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Damn, 85 was a good year too...

JKER > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 06/04/2015 at 11:14

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The real surprise here is that in 2004 you had a phone that you could use google calendar on.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > JKER 06/04/2015 at 12:01

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I didn’t, just an awesome Siemens SX1