"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
06/03/2015 at 15:55 • Filed to: None
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"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
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Officially the oldest person at my new office. Only one born in the 70’s, even the owners were born during Reagan’s administration. Revel in my ability to tell people the get d fuck off my lawn
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 15:57 |
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Corner gas, baby!
Jcarr
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 15:58 |
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I am feeling this more and more every day. At 31, I am on the older side of people in my office.
Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 15:59 |
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Damn.. bunch of kids all them..
You’re not that old, two years older than me or so.. shit.. wait.. does that mean I’m old too?
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 15:59 |
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505Turbeaux
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/03/2015 at 15:59 |
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me, right there
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505Turbeaux
> Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
06/03/2015 at 16:00 |
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you are almost there
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:00 |
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Damn bro.
I had a run of about 4 years where I was the youngest in the offices I worked in because I was one of the few lucky ones to get hired right out of college. Then they either caught up or hired even younger people straight out of college. That game is very much so over now.
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Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:02 |
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Crap :P
lone_liberal
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:04 |
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As somebody who is also the oldest person in their office, and who was born in the 60s(!) I’m reveling with you. Even if you are a young whippersnapper.
Azrek
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:08 |
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70s baby as well, but the one thing that amazes about today...and this still blows my mind.
In the 90s when I was in HS, I had to buy a Ti-85 calculator. It was $130, which was INSANE!
I used it in college and later gave it to my sister to save her cash. She gave it back when she was done with college. I went back to college for more degrees and needed a graphic calculator. I walked into Staples thinking a new Ti-85 would be like $20. Nope...$125. For a calculator that is 10000X slower than my phone. I sat there....felt my bones weakening and debated reality for a few minutes. I called mom to dig the old calculator out of a box for me.
Ti-85, the only hand held tech device in the world that holds value regardless of being obsolete.
4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:09 |
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Pah, unless you’re crumbly and incontinent age means jack shit. My girlfriend is 70’s born, whereas I’m a product of the 80’s. Apart from fetching her slippers and blending her toast, we’re one and the same. Suck it up bucko!
ttyymmnn
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:09 |
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Still not as old as me, whippersnapper.
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505Turbeaux
> Azrek
06/03/2015 at 16:10 |
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hahahaha this made my day. I too cut teeth on a TI-85. Used to make games for it and everything. Stunned it still costs that, for real
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505Turbeaux
> ttyymmnn
06/03/2015 at 16:10 |
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this is true!
Brickman
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:11 |
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Get on my lawn. I have cookies :D
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505Turbeaux
> Brickman
06/03/2015 at 16:11 |
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no milkshake?
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:12 |
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“And it came to pass that I began to be old...”
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Azrek
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:14 |
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Oh yes, I did the same. When I got to class with my old calculator, I discovered my sister had deleted the games I programmed...hours lost! All I wanted was tetris on my Ti-85 as my Chem teacher droned on. I bitched at her. She laughed.
So I sat there in my classes with my antique Ti-85 that had an input jack, not a USB port.
Just look at this:
http://www.staples.com/Graphing-Calcu…
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Brickman
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:14 |
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The frozen dairy product or the other kind? :P
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505Turbeaux
> Brickman
06/03/2015 at 16:15 |
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haha hopefully forzen dairy kind. I must be too old to know what the other is
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Brickman
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:17 |
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Yes! Im probably too old or too young to know the other kind :P
aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:21 |
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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:21 |
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Oh and by the way.
It’s clearly not immigrants stealing people’s jobs. It’s young whippersnappers that will work for half your salary lol.
Also I found this for you today:
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/504961…
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505Turbeaux
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/03/2015 at 16:24 |
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oh shit nice one! Love it
duurtlang
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:25 |
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Do you know who’s the youngest at my office?
This guy. At 32 years old. The average age in January this year, before the first new hires in 9 years, was 56 years. Fifty f-ing six. Utterly, utterly insane, especially considering the fact that there are no 65 year olds or older. Government, with a last in first out firing policy.
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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:29 |
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It’s fun to torture you with the weird old full size Jeeps I find. Hahaha
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duurtlang
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:29 |
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Note that this is a 12 year old song.
Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:30 |
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“I’m 30 but I feel like I’m 20. Until I hang out with 20 year olds... Then I’m like, nope nevermind, I’m 30.”
RallyWrench
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:31 |
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Sejji
> Jcarr
06/03/2015 at 16:31 |
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Ditto and I’m only 29. When did I become a senior team member?
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505Turbeaux
> duurtlang
06/03/2015 at 16:32 |
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oh noted, damn
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Sejji
> Azrek
06/03/2015 at 16:33 |
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Math... math never changes...
TI89 was the bomb when I got one of those. It had a display that would show you if you inputted the equations correctly based on all your ( ( (( )))) usage.
norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> Azrek
06/03/2015 at 16:34 |
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I’ve got a TI-82, everyone laughs because it seems so damn old, I love it though, although the TI-84 the school provides does some things mine can’t.
Trevor Slattery, ACTOR
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 16:45 |
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lol...I am the oldest one in my workgroup by such a large amount of years that the girls on the staff call me “dad”.
I can’t hate...one of the girls parents are the same age as me. But it is distressing when you chat up the new girl and realize your should really be introducing them to your son.
JR1
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 17:16 |
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I am the oldest in my political science internship at 20. I feel like an underachiever with a high school sitting next to me.
ranwhenparked
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 18:31 |
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I am in the exact opposite situation. Out of the 5 other people in my office, 4 are old enough to be my parents, and the other one only has maybe a year or two on me. And I’m in my 30s, so not really young.
not for canada - australian in disguise
> 505Turbeaux
06/03/2015 at 18:34 |
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Recommending simply because of the Corner Gas GIF.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Jcarr
06/04/2015 at 05:07 |
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just wait till you hit 40!
505 - morphine not found
> Brickman
06/05/2015 at 16:48 |
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Born in the ‘70s myself, but I would say the correct answer is: in that order please.
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505 - morphine not found
> duurtlang
06/05/2015 at 16:48 |
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Goodness me how time flies.