A Message To Our Kinja Overlords

Kinja'd!!! "this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata" (fantastic-mr-foxbody)
06/01/2015 at 01:48 • Filed to: Hey There Mr. NSA Agent

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O Kinja, Ooh you are so useful, so absolutely well implemented. Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell you. Forgive me, O Kinja, for this, my dreadful toadying and barefaced flattery. But you are so stable, and, well, just so super.

Thank you for allowing mere un-edited mortals such as me within the sacred inner authorship sanctum of your most perfect of platforms.

Oh, and while I have your attention... quick question: would you mind awfully implementing a handy dandy !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for me? I know you’d have to sacrifice some gawker traffic, we all know that’s where the Hill spends it’s time, but I promise its for the greater good.

Please? At least consider it, my dick pics and I would be forever grateful.

Ok, that’s about it. Surveilance van for your time:

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Gosh, don’t you miss the good old days when spying was all manual? This digital crap takes all the emotional connection out of government sanctioned stalking...


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! cornerslide > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
06/01/2015 at 08:23

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These days someone sells us our latest convenience, we fall in love with it and then hand our privacy over at the same time. Ever get the feeling that we lock our doors at night while leaving our valuables on the front lawn.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
06/01/2015 at 09:55

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This van... hnnng


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata
06/01/2015 at 10:05

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I’m ok with this.