ProTip:  Don't Take Gub'ment Shit

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
04/30/2015 at 15:57 • Filed to: None

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If you see something on a government installation and put it in your truck and then leave said base guess what you now are in possession of stolen government property. Jesus fuck people get your heads out of your asses.

/rant

/fuckingcontractors


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 16:00

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Well shit, better casually drop off that F18 I walked out with after my internship...


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 16:01

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But, but, “Gear adrift is a gift”


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 16:01

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There was a contractor who was actually fined $525 for taking an unauthorized 89¢ drink refill at a VA hospital. No, really .


Kinja'd!!! Spaze > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 16:02

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Be glad they are contractors, you can actually fire them. Try doing that with a civilian... ain’t gonna happen.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa Romeo > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 16:02

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If the government can put a flag on it and say it’s theirs, why can’t I?


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
04/30/2015 at 16:04

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Shit isn’t adrift in a warehouse.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 16:04

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they gave us hell during cash for clunkers.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > ttyymmnn
04/30/2015 at 16:04

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I believe it. I’ve seen some stupid shit.


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > ttyymmnn
04/30/2015 at 16:05

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And processing that fine probably cost at least double that...

I mean, it’s good they’re cracking down on contractor waste, but let’s have a think about scale here people. There is no room for common sense in Government.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 16:06

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What's the story behind this one?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
04/30/2015 at 16:06

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I think they waived the fine in the end. But still. Yeah.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 16:09

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That’s why you store your crane in the air with a crane held up by another crane which has a crane holding that crane.

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Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 16:10

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I had to use this tank to carry the stuff I was stealing home as it would not fit in my car. It’s justified.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 16:13

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Word!

I was only making a joke bropiece


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
04/30/2015 at 16:32

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Contractor thought a piece of furniture was trash and promptly chucked said piece of furniture into his truck and drove off. The HDIC at Civil Engineering comes over and tell me they’re filing a police report if the item isn’t back on base by tonight. Called my contractor who said “oh yeah I heard about that I’ll bring it back tomorrow morning I’m already home”. His ass is now a muddle puddle and he is coming in tonight.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 19:34

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A specialist or terminal lance acquires some shit from the motorpool and no one bats an eye. A contractor puts his hands on something and the base looses its mind.


Kinja'd!!! Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight > Party-vi
04/30/2015 at 22:19

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Oh the stories I could tell.... the best unclassified one was the missing F-16 engine at Ogden AFB. It turned up on a flatbed in Canada.