"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
04/29/2015 at 18:59 • Filed to: Goo-Net, It came from Japan Other, Lovecraft Party Time
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"PanchoVilleneuve ST" (PanchoVilleneuve)
04/29/2015 at 18:59 • Filed to: Goo-Net, It came from Japan Other, Lovecraft Party Time | 3
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I love how the Oppo community continues to grow, mostly because there are new innocent souls I can forever destroy by showing them the wonderful monstrosity I have dubbed the Fauxrrari Formula Ugh Mototrike. To gaze upon it is as it is to set foot in R’lyeh, an experience that devours your humanity and burns all sanity away.
Some history on this eldritch horror: I first encountered the Fauxrrari Formula Ugh Mototrike about 3 years ago, when I made an ill-advised journey through Goo-Net’s Japan: Other section. For the uninitiated, Japan: Other is a section of the Goo-Net automotive classifieds. While it’s mostly backhoes and forklifts and the occasional Autech Stelvio, there’s something...not right about it. Something unnatural lurking beneath the surface. Japan: Other is Goo-Net’s Innsmouth. We do not go to Innsmouth.
The Fauxrrari Formula Ugh Mototrike is the unholy union of Father Dagon and Mother Hydra. It is the antithesis of all that is good and right about humanity. I originally discovered it for sale at a price of around 65 grand. It sat at that price for a long time, until they started asking for $174,000 for it. I’m guessing that Barnabas Marsh’s nets had stopped bringing up gold with the fish. Right now, the price has dropped to an all-time low of $50,450. It’s the lowest I’ve ever seen it. The Esoteric Order of Dagon must have fallen on hard times.
If you’re unwilling to spend 50 thousand dollars on this, I’m sure they’d be willing to cut a deal. You just have provide a woman to be impregnated by the Deep Ones.
http://www.goo-net-exchange.com/usedcars/JAPAN…
66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
> PanchoVilleneuve ST
04/29/2015 at 19:08 |
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I’m sorry but I really didn’t need to see this today.
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PanchoVilleneuve ST
> 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
04/29/2015 at 19:15 |
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Fauxrrari Fhtagn
MrDakka
> PanchoVilleneuve ST
04/29/2015 at 19:45 |
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SINISTER GEOMETRIES MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO SEE!
PS9
> PanchoVilleneuve ST
04/29/2015 at 20:11 |
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1300cc displacement = probably not Ferrari powered = Not even almost worth $50k. You could get an actual Ferrari for that. Gonna need to think about $20-30k, guys. That’s what the novelty of a weird looking trike that thinks it’s a Ferrari is worth, and I’m being generous with that.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> PanchoVilleneuve ST
04/30/2015 at 05:59 |
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!