That's gotta affect visibility

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 04/29/2015 at 08:52 • Filed to: None

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pip bip - choose Corrour > CalzoneGolem 04/29/2015 at 08:55

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sssssh!

Charles Darwin approves.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > CalzoneGolem 04/29/2015 at 08:57

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Just how big was the bird?

CalzoneGolem > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 04/29/2015 at 08:58

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Hermann > CalzoneGolem 04/29/2015 at 08:58

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Never gonna feed those birds extra fiber bread ever again.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 04/29/2015 at 08:59

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There’s a Far Side for this - “Dang, ___, there goes one big bird!” - but I can’t find it. :(

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > CalzoneGolem 04/29/2015 at 08:59

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Yeah thought it was one of those....

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 04/29/2015 at 09:01

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How can a bird have a gallon of guano in its gut and still take off and achieve sufficient altitude to defecate on my S10?

CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 04/29/2015 at 09:03

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CalzoneGolem > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 04/29/2015 at 09:04

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They’re rampant here in Maine.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 04/29/2015 at 09:04

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For the neighbour you don't like.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/29/2015 at 09:05

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There’s always a relevant Far Side.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > CalzoneGolem 04/29/2015 at 09:22

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I can see why. The human form they take is very convincing in the picture you provided, thus making it almost impossible to take them out without blowing up the entire human population. That’s going to be a tuff one to sort out. All the best and remember to always carry an umbrella, don’t want any of that shit on you.

CalzoneGolem > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 04/29/2015 at 09:26

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Don’t forget to bring you shotgun and remember to aim for the wings.

cornerslide > CalzoneGolem 04/29/2015 at 11:24

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Redneck pop art.

CalzoneGolem > cornerslide 04/29/2015 at 11:38

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Now he just needs to park it on his lawn.

cornerslide > CalzoneGolem 04/29/2015 at 12:19

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Think of the things you could grow in a pickup bed.

CalzoneGolem > cornerslide 04/29/2015 at 12:38

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Pumpkins and drugs.