look at this stupid idiot 90's babe

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04/27/2015 at 01:43 • Filed to: None

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and her giant pirate ship steering wheel.

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 01:52

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WTF is going on in this ad?


Kinja'd!!!  V8 Rustler > Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 01:54

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5 Speed though.


Kinja'd!!! Dunnik > Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 02:03

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The cars in ads may change, but the bullshit doesn’t.

Capri even has a safety-conscious side, too, with a driver’s side air bag

But none for your passenger(s), because it’s creators have a cost-conscious side.

Capri’s interior is designed to [make you] relax and still feel in control behind the wheel...The leather wrapped steering wheel is thick...

Because yea a very thick wheel is excellent at transmitting feedback from the road /sarcasm off

Analogue gauges can be viewed at a glance...

As oppose to what? The whole point of a gauge is so you can view it at a glance.

The 5-speed stick shift is close by your side...

Because a shifter that’s not close to your side doesn’t make a lot of sense, no.

It even has a user-friendly console with a storage bin

It’s a box. With a lid. It’s not a computer.

Some equipment may be optional...

Yea, the four blank buttons told me that already. Thanks for telling me anyway. I admire your spirit of transparency...oh wait, you were required to do this under false advertising laws, never mind.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Dunnik
04/27/2015 at 02:10

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hahahahaha holy crap that was gold. but your forgot to mention that wreck dont even come with a tape deck!


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 02:12

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She’s helping you to imagine yourself in a Mercury...


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > All Motor Is Best Motor
04/27/2015 at 02:12

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I have no idea I just like the girl and how the seat matches her curves and also how they call her stupid. not really but kinda. lastly she is wearing all one color which I find attractive for some reason.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
04/27/2015 at 02:18

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true but the boring clock makes me want to kill myself. look at it! its like an alarm clock one would buy at a convenience store to 3m sticky tape it to the dash of an even worse bare bones car.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 02:20

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That’s an exciting clock for the 1980s! It’s Digital!!! That was The Shit to have back then!


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 02:39

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TAKE A SEAT KICK BACK CLASS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. I don’t like it when ads tell me what to do in lecture, they’re not my supervisor.


Kinja'd!!! Saf1 > Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 03:09

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She has a great haircut! Deffo a looker


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 04:01

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Capri where being water tight wasn’t an even on the options list


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 07:51

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If the base of that seat were mounted she’d have some ultra gangster lean and the steering wheel would be on the roof


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 08:16

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Perfect headline lol! This had me cracking up.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > Frank Grimes
04/27/2015 at 12:37

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“Capri shows me things I never learned in school.”

Kinky?


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dunnik
04/29/2015 at 13:56

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I thought only I did this.