Oppo I've noticed some (alarming) things...

"nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
04/24/2015 at 23:51 • Filed to: None

So you know how Oppo was recently infiltrated by FoST and FiST’s? And now how the GTI’s are making a presence? Well... PS9 has brought to my attention that there are two factions, possibly hired by FoMoCo and VAG to infiltrate Oppo and start a civil war- thus leaving the victor as the leading preferred vehicle group of Oppo choice. Yeah, our opinions run deep.

My birds have been doing some listening and I’ve learned who each group reports too. So far the GTI populous has been enlisted by the UnderGround GTI Organization, or UGGO for short. Their organization is small but rapidly growing. The FoST and FiST community has been sponsored by the Ford United People’s Alliance. It’s unsure whether or not the Mustangs have been coerced yet but my birds will find out soon.

Oh and where am I reporting from? Safely in the Sebring Pilot Resistance Movement’s hideout. There was a “situation” which occured earlier when I showed interest in a FoST and was immediately contacted by UGGO. Needless to say political tensions are rocky.

I must say I am concerned I’ve not yet recently heard much from the import groups as they hold majority of the Territory for Import Travel Segment.

I will report back as I make findings or contact with other groups. Just remember, serious times are ahead of us, know where your allegiance stands.

DISCUSSION (29)

 V8 Rustler > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/24/2015 at 23:53

what?

Sam > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/24/2015 at 23:56

Well VAG sent a sleeper agent with a Mk6 GTI in to my work as a trade-in. It had a manual transmission, plaid seats, and some sort of slightly louder aftermarket exhaust. They’re trying to make me join team GTI.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/24/2015 at 23:57

El_Brian of the 2nd FiST Infantry Division reporting for duty Sir!

/hahajk

Your boy, BJR > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/24/2015 at 23:58

Bitch please. I'm running this motherfucker. BOSS CADDY 4 LYFE

BATC42 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 00:00

Don’t forget that the UGGO managed to publicly corrupt one of Jalopnik’s higher ranking officials.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Sam
04/25/2015 at 00:00

I cannot confirm or deny a member of the FoMoCo board currently has a .45 to my temple, but I must advise you those seats are awful and you must avoid them at all cost. Also *ecoboost engines are the best...*

All Motor Is Best Motor > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 00:00

This requires all the wat.

Kinja'd!!!

OPPOsaurus WRX > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 00:02

Let them take each other out. I’ll wait

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > BATC42
04/25/2015 at 00:02

The actions of UGGO have been addressed and appropriate injunctions shall be followed, likely resulting in sanctions against the Jalopnik team.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 00:02

What?

1111111111111111111111 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 00:04

Any of you guys play qonqr?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/25/2015 at 00:08

This is not the place for UGGO propoganda...

...while I appreciate these displays of sheer awesome, I’m afraid they’ll spark turmoil with the FUPA in retaliation.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 00:09

Uhh.. Huh?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Your boy, BJR
04/25/2015 at 00:11

Ahh yes, how could I forget about the Oligarchy of Lamented Drivers. Glad to see you’ve joined the front.

wafflesnfalafel > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 00:15

I understand the Bilateral Organization for Optimum Blogging has issued a statement in response to the Territory for Import Travel Segment situation condemning such actions.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 00:20

Sorry to say but the 86mafia took over long ago

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 00:22

My friend traded in his beat to hell MkV GTI for a shiny new Mk7 GTI......and promptly got distracted one day and sideswiped someone. SO thankfully in my life, the agents are not the best.....

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > wafflesnfalafel
04/25/2015 at 00:24

It’s unfortunate how bureaucracy will tie up any advancements by the Bilateral Organization for Optimum Blogging meanwhile the Provence Of Organizational Privilege will waltz right in before the Territory for Import Travel Segment has any chance to make their case.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
04/25/2015 at 00:25

You could even say their agents are... unreliable.

SlickMcRick > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua
04/25/2015 at 00:31

Truer words have never been spoken.

Cherry_man1 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 00:35

Gran Torino is a lone wolf it has no ties to any Allegiance I/we work alone. Though I can't not say about my Mustang brethren

AthomSfere > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 00:40

I’m here to offer audience to any member of TITS. I will represent TITS fairly... I think I can do that seeing as 9/11 cars were imports...

(Also that fraction looks very wrong in a post about secret organizations)

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > AthomSfere
04/25/2015 at 00:44

Aye, you where the honor of your TITS with pride.

GTI MkVII > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 01:05

Goooood.... Everything is lining up exactly as planned.....

pip bip - choose Corrour > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 03:31

FoMoCo v VAG , and the winner is.........GM!

fancy that.

E. Julius > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 03:56

#################BEGIN-ENCRYPTED-TRANSMISSION###############

I’ve been undercover with le Nouveau Ordre des Cacahouettes Au République, in close proximity to the rogue nation state funding UGGO’s operations. I can confirm the existence of a propaganda campaign attempting to undermine the international efforts of FUPA, as well as a general fear that UGGO’s arsenal will be insufficient to combat FUPA’s soon–to–be–deployed new weapon, the FoRS.

##############ENCRYPTED-TRANSMISSION-COMPLETE###############

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > E. Julius
04/25/2015 at 07:22

Why yes, thank you Mr Julius and warning us there will be Rain Soon. I’ll pass the information on to the others to let them know. *wink*

asindhidude > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 08:32

Speaking on behalf of the Directorate International’s Legal Division Office, I agree.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
04/25/2015 at 09:07

*wear