Getting my car serviced, decided to take a stroll

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 04/24/2015 at 13:55 • Filed to: Spotted on the lot, Cadillac

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I love the H2. Last time I said I did the butthurt that flowed was incredible. So pull up a cactus to sit on and hold all comments until the end of the tour.

LX470. Yes please. Favorite non-GM luxe SUV

This Denali was in the wholesale queue. More evidence for 20”s and up on trucks.

Never saw a spoiler on one of these before. I wonder how rare it is.

Holy mother of clean shit boxes.

Seriously. Looked garage kept since new

I can’t understate how good condition this car is in

The fact that oppo would take this.....

.....or this over that Denali or H2 is seriously whacked.

It’s just a V6 SE, but the wheels and chin spoiler make this car look SO GOOD

NEW ESCALADE PLATINUM!!!!!! Dem wheels. I want them on every vehicle I ever own.

Wireless charging pad on the center console? Too dope!

This headlight is gorgeous. Shit looks like a jewelry case filled with diamonds. The picture DOES NOT do how good this light looks justice.

And lastly, the XTS Vsport. This car has less business existing than a CTS-v Wagon, yet here we are with a 420hp TTV6 AWD stop gap car made to wean seniors off of Sevilles and DeVilles.....

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 14:01

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I woudn’t take the Benz, or beamer over the H2. I could sell the H2 for a lot more.

Milky > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 14:01

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I’d drive a H2 over a XTS.

Sethersm > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 14:08

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“Holy mother of clean shit boxes.”

lmao, that thing is mint! Did you open the door to see if it still has the new car smell?

thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 14:08

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I’d drive dat challenger. I thought you bought a cadillac I didn;t know you owned an H2.

Your boy, BJR > Sethersm 04/24/2015 at 14:09

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Locked, for some odd reason

Your boy, BJR > thebigbossyboss 04/24/2015 at 14:14

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I don't own an H2, and I do drive a Cadillac. Hummer is my favorite truck brand through

thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 14:15

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Oh ok. Obviously I just can’t read. Now that H2’s are uncool they are cool. That’s how it works.

Your boy, BJR > Sethersm 04/24/2015 at 14:16

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UPDATE:

Your boy, BJR > thebigbossyboss 04/24/2015 at 14:20

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I predicted when they were new they’d reach ‘59 Cadillac classic status one day. No vehicle personifies aughties America better than the H2.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 14:27

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I need the hood, kidney piece, windshield cowl, trunk lid, head lights, turn signals, and tail lights off that E36 plz.

Your boy, BJR > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 04/24/2015 at 14:30

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Maybe you should just swap your engine in lol

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 14:35

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Nah, because then I have to swap my suspension in and my fancy mode-selectable transmission. Whereas there’s like a total of 20 bolts holding all those pieces I listed in.

MIATAAAA > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 15:06

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Yeah - these wheels are gooooood.

TopSirloin > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 15:15

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Is Hummer really a truck brand? What terms are you setting to determine what a “truck” is? Just a large car? Because IIRC, H2’s sucked at pretty much everything off road, as did the Tahoe/Yukon/’Burban platform it was constructed on. They aren't particularly practical, like a truck might be.. Im pretty sure there's more square footage in there than apartments I've had.

Your boy, BJR > TopSirloin 04/24/2015 at 15:47

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well if it has a truck motor, truck tires, truck platform, truck transmission, truck suspension, and truck styling.........

pip bip - choose Corrour > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 21:52

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that is clean!

Your boy, BJR > pip bip - choose Corrour 04/24/2015 at 23:23

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Quite

pip bip - choose Corrour > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 23:35

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how much $$?

Your boy, BJR > pip bip - choose Corrour 04/24/2015 at 23:47

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See that little yellow sticker in the corner of the windshield?

ZOOM AND ENHANCE

“THIS VEHICLE IS NOT READY FOR SALE”

Meaning, no price. It's going to auction to be bought by a wholesaler (my money is on Marlboro Motors in Marlboro, NJ) and then maybe by September you can hunt it down and find a price.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 23:54

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i did enhance , still couldn’t read it.

Your boy, BJR > pip bip - choose Corrour 04/24/2015 at 23:56

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Good thing I told you what it said in my last comment

pip bip - choose Corrour > Your boy, BJR 04/24/2015 at 23:59

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thank you.

TopSirloin > Your boy, BJR 04/25/2015 at 00:11

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So, it has large tires, a large engine, large styling, and large features.. Must be a truck

Your boy, BJR > TopSirloin 04/25/2015 at 00:15

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There’s also the fact that it’s literally about as truck looking and driving as a vehicle could get.

Seriously, how could you argue an H2 is anything BUT a truck?!