I bowled 300 my first game, why couldn't Li'l Fat Kim?

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 04/24/2015 at 09:52 • Filed to: None

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pip bip - choose Corrour > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/24/2015 at 09:59

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exactly , it’s not hard. i did it my first try too.

Alfalfa Romeo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/24/2015 at 10:10

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While it’s entirely possible, consider this: if i told everyone on Oppo that I built an 800 WHP 4 cylinder foxbody, legally inported an R34 GTR, and beat a LaFerrari in a drag race with my modified Accord, would you believe me when I said that I installed a cold air intake on a Miata?

ceanderson920 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/24/2015 at 10:12

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I bowled a 300 and got 18 hole in ones all in the same day! In between the holes I also converted the golf cart’s engine so it would run on air and it would have 300hp. Kim Jong Un doesn’t have shit on me.

kanadanmajava1 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/24/2015 at 10:52

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I tried golf once and my goal was to get 18 hole in ones in one tournament. But I was disqualified as I accidentally made the first hole in one with a bowling ball. I was really annoyed that they didn’t tell me beforehand that I was going strike a wrong ball. And even though it was clearly the fault of the organizers they even complained about the enlarged hole.

I was planning to go bowling after golf tournament but I was so pissed off that I threw all of my equipment to the moon.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 04/24/2015 at 13:27

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I’ve bowled TWO 301’s one time, in consecutive games, after winning a competitive eating contest, while simultaneously winning a competitive shot taking competition, before running a double marathon in under 3 hours (start to finish back to start) AND then I capped it all off with 18 holes in one on an all par 5 course. Riding a llama, that only had two legs.