So Much Damn Crossfire Spoiler Hate

"Milky" (jordanmielke) 04/24/2015 at 09:37 • Filed to: Spoiler, Pop Up Spoiler, Crossfire

8

38

Suck it haters, it needs it. Just go ask a first year Audi TT. Not to mention I feel dope when I see pop up in the rear view.

For people that don’t venture to the front page:

http://jalopnik.com/the-stupidest-…

random001 > Milky 04/24/2015 at 09:46

0

I don't think it's so much the Crossfire Spoiler that there's so much hate for....

E. Julius > Milky 04/24/2015 at 09:47

1

I rather like the Crossfire’s spoiler.

MLGCarGuy > Milky 04/24/2015 at 09:47

0

That spoiler is just 2cool4jalopnik.

Milky > random001 04/24/2015 at 09:48

1

Yea you’re right, people like things that look boring.

spanfucker retire bitch > Milky 04/24/2015 at 09:49

2

It looks like a TV tray.

Milky > MLGCarGuy 04/24/2015 at 09:52

3

Milky > spanfucker retire bitch 04/24/2015 at 09:52

1

You REALLY need to step up your dining habits.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Milky 04/24/2015 at 09:53

1

Relevant. (If you can’t read the plate, it says US BENZ)

Milky > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/24/2015 at 09:58

2

Uggh. Well shitty people own every kind of car. If I saw that parked I would leave a note saying “P0wered by base-ass 1998 S-Class V6”.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Milky 04/24/2015 at 09:58

0

Seconded.

spanfucker retire bitch > Milky 04/24/2015 at 10:00

0

I don’t think I’ve ever used a TV tray in my life. But I have seen Matilda.

Jonathan Harper > Milky 04/24/2015 at 10:04

0

HAHA I was waiting for this post from you.

Mattbob > Milky 04/24/2015 at 10:04

0

Its a shame that a lot of the ones they are hating on are purely functional spoiler/wings. I think the one on the crossfire is neat.

Milky > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/24/2015 at 10:05

0

So much comedic gold.

Milky > spanfucker retire bitch 04/24/2015 at 10:07

0

First thing that came to your mind and you’ve never used one? Also:

spanfucker retire bitch > Milky 04/24/2015 at 10:10

0

It’s a comically large, almost completely flat piece of metal flat. Yeah, the first thing it reminded me of was a TV tray. I have these things called eyes, that are able to witness and view things that I haven’t actually, physically, held.

You should try it some time.

Milky > Jonathan Harper 04/24/2015 at 10:11

0

Its like people don’t know how air works.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > spanfucker retire bitch 04/24/2015 at 10:12

3

I think you’re being unnecessarily exclusive of Spanish movie nightmare monsters with that whole “not with your hands” crap.

Milky > Mattbob 04/24/2015 at 10:13

1

Yea, I’d rather not die.

Milky > spanfucker retire bitch 04/24/2015 at 10:17

0

Obviously your eyes aren’t very good. Its a small car, and its one of the smaller pop-up spoilers.

random001 > Milky 04/24/2015 at 11:01

0

yeah, about that....sorry, it's not an attractive car.

PS9 > Milky 04/24/2015 at 11:05

0

Given all the folks in that article going on about ‘spoilers’ and ‘lift’...you’re right. People don’t know how air works, and are damned proud of it.

/WillfulAndPridefulIgnoranceIs RuiningTheWorld

Milky > random001 04/24/2015 at 11:11

1

Ohh design is a funny thing.

< That is a damn good philosophy. The more you hate it, the more I like it.

Milky > PS9 04/24/2015 at 11:15

0

As the saying goes, ignorance is bliss.

Twism > Milky 04/24/2015 at 11:40

0

Well, the fact that they break and stay up (or down) is true, sadly.

But I love how it look (when it works).

Just like the one on the Corrado:

Milky > Twism 04/24/2015 at 11:49

2

I have one of the highest mileage Crossfires that I know of (135k) and mine is still working perfect.

….. better find some wood to knock on ….

Twism > Milky 04/24/2015 at 12:02

0

And you drive it in winter, which is even more surprising.

I went looking at a few of them when I was in the market for a 2-door sport car (ended up buying something else entirely) and on the 4 that I looked at, 2 were stuck in the UP position, one was stuck in the DOWN position, and the last one was supposedly working... But it had an SRT spoiler bolted on top of it.

So yeah, keep yours working, it will be a rarity in the next few years.

Milky > Twism 04/24/2015 at 12:16

0

The fuck? I actually had no clue this was a problem. Well damn.

random001 > Milky 04/24/2015 at 12:17

0

I believe that you do like it more, the more hate it receives. I'm pretty sure that's a condition, though...

I jest!

Milky > random001 04/24/2015 at 12:35

0

All of this coming from a person that doesnt even like his own car ….

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/god-im-so-read…

Kanaric > Milky 04/24/2015 at 12:59

2

we are talking about a site where people want diesel miata wagons. Pretty sure nobody here determines what looks good or is cool.

random001 > Milky 04/24/2015 at 12:59

0

Yep. The car I inherited from my wife so she could have the newer safer car to truck around the new tiny human. Excellent argument there, I didn't get to pick the car. You did that on purpose...

Milky > random001 04/24/2015 at 13:09

0

Ha sorry, just saying.

TxBrumski > Milky 04/24/2015 at 16:07

3

Milky > TxBrumski 04/24/2015 at 16:31

2

There’s a gif?! Im definitely stealing that for future use.

TxBrumski > Milky 04/24/2015 at 17:33

1

There is now! Made it from some videos I filmed last year in a friend’s Crossfire. Enjoy!

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Kanaric 04/24/2015 at 18:57

0

Somebody finally said it. Thank you.

Milky > TxBrumski 04/25/2015 at 10:37

0