Commonly Rare

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
04/23/2015 at 23:41 • Filed to: commonly rare

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Probably 2 people care that there is a H3 Alpha driving around, and one of them is sitting in it. But I like that GM made a mid sized suv with a 5.3 liter V8, 33 inch tires, locking differentials and rated shackles and recovery points from the factory.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Milky > HammerheadFistpunch
04/23/2015 at 23:45

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As per GM of the time, too little too late.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch
04/23/2015 at 23:45

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I knew a guy with one. It is amazingly cramped in the back seat, and for some stupid reason they put cup holders in the middle seat. Not like like a fold down arm rest, literally on the seat.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > HammerheadFistpunch
04/23/2015 at 23:47

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There is a Hit or H4 whatever the pickup version is called, near my work. Been meaning to snap a photo.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > HammerheadFistpunch
04/23/2015 at 23:49

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Except for the fact that it was built on one of the worst SUV platforms ever conceived by man.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > HammerheadFistpunch
04/23/2015 at 23:53

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I already like the normal I5 powered H3, but the V8 is just the icing on the cake for me.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > XJDano
04/23/2015 at 23:57

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H3T


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
04/24/2015 at 00:00

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Looked like HiT from road, but yeah makes sense. Relearned something today.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > XJDano
04/24/2015 at 00:01

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I remember in 4th grade when they announced that, yes I’m that young, I thought I was gonna get one for my first car when I turned 17. I turn 17 in 2 weeks and I don’t have an H3T, life incomplete.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
04/24/2015 at 00:03

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You have a lot of work to do in 2 weeks.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > XJDano
04/24/2015 at 00:04

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I don’t think I’m gonna find one anywhere near me. I’ve seen like 1 Hummer in the last 3 years near me.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
04/24/2015 at 00:05

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You need to “Be that guy”


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > HammerheadFistpunch
04/24/2015 at 00:10

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If only it didn’t look like a Hummer.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > HammerheadFistpunch
04/24/2015 at 00:28

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lol. forgot about the alpha. If im buying an alpha though it damn well better be an H1 wagon.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
04/24/2015 at 06:44

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Funny story,

I remember when Hummer was about to go under, so stupidly cheap H3s were everywhere..

my parents cross shopped a CPO H3 with.... a PT Cruiser

I question their judgement sometimes for reasons like this


Kinja'd!!! Sam > HammerheadFistpunch
04/24/2015 at 07:31

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I saw an H1 Alpha in white yesterday as I was leaving working. Unfortunately I wasn’t able to catch up with him to snap a pic. :(


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > HammerheadFistpunch
04/24/2015 at 10:33

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One of those was my shop truck when I worked at Caddy. Love those. Love Hummers. Fuck the haters in the ear.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/24/2015 at 11:08

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Still, it had cup holders...that’s a step up from my cruiser


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch
04/24/2015 at 11:10

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It doesn’t have cup holders? Even my peasant 4Runner has them. Do they actually hold anything more than a can or certain cups, no, but they are there.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/24/2015 at 11:14

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Not a single cup holder that comes from the factory. 5 ash trays though.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch
04/24/2015 at 11:16

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That sounds very Italian. I have only two ash trays to offer. I have learned that the little holder thing in the center console is to not be used as a cup holder(it will fit a 20oz bottle), because it sends bottles under the brake pedal. Neat little feature.


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > HammerheadFistpunch
04/24/2015 at 14:31

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I like everything other than the visibility. If they raised the roofline 4-6" I would be all over it.


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > TheHondaBro
04/24/2015 at 14:37

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Which one are you referring to? H3 or H2?


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > WiscoProud
04/24/2015 at 15:14

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I’m with you there. here is a shop i did with the H3T some time ago to illustrate the difference.

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Though in reality, the truck is plenty tall, it just needs less “styling” and more window.


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > HammerheadFistpunch
04/24/2015 at 15:36

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Agreed. If they had more window, it would be a lot better for my uses.