Who has the Jalopnik Gold Cards?

Kinja'd!!! "You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
04/23/2015 at 09:19 • Filed to: None

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Whoever is in charge of those needs to get one to this kid right now. Hell, get him a Platinum Card, just get it to him stat. For that matter get his mom a Gold Card too.

Maybe I’m nuts.

How did I end up with a hulking, camouflage-painted, off-road vehicle — the words “Zombie Hunter” emblazoned on its side — sitting in my driveway, a glaring example of bad parental judgment?

Read the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , it’s worth your while.

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DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
04/23/2015 at 09:39

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He shrugged. “The Internet.” I pictured them with their laptops out in the garage, insides of the car scattered about them, like surgeons practicing on a cadaver.

Yep, that’s how I learned what little I know coming from an entirely non-Jalop family. This kid needs a black card, though.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
04/23/2015 at 10:33

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this is so awesome. His mom is awesome. Everything about this story is fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
04/23/2015 at 10:49

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NY plates....we need to find him.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > JGrabowMSt
04/23/2015 at 11:30

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one of us... one of us!


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
04/23/2015 at 13:57

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Yeah pretty much. I constantly have my laptop on my work bench for tips or info and so on