Dental Hygienist: We have an NSX. 

"RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw) 04/22/2015 at 14:38 • Filed to: NSX, DENTIST

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I give you that moment when the lady with her hands and sharp tools in your mouth says “My husband is into cars, he has an NSX.”:

Me: GLLARrttbBBtthththbbbZT!!! AK!!

Her: “It’s Sebring Silver, they had less than 400 of those.”

Me: HKHKHKTTHUINBBTTTHHTAAKK!!! ERFLAARGHB!!

Her: “Oh yeah, he just loves that thing, it’s his baby but he never drives it.”

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRFFFFFGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

TheHondaBro > RallyWrench 04/22/2015 at 14:40

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Uggghghghhhghg so sexy.

thebigbossyboss > RallyWrench 04/22/2015 at 14:55

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“GLLARrttbBBtthththbbbZT!!! AK!!”

Spoken like a true jalop.

RallyWrench > thebigbossyboss 04/22/2015 at 14:57

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And that was before she had anything in my mouth!

William Byrd > RallyWrench 04/22/2015 at 14:57

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That’s excellent. I pine for the NSX. I know it won’t be the fastest car I’ve ever owned, but whenever I turn and look over my shoulder as I walk away, I am pretty certain I’ll get that goosebump feeling. Not practical with 3 kids but one day.

Kawaii-Gon Jinn > RallyWrench 04/22/2015 at 15:03

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PHRASING!

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > RallyWrench 04/22/2015 at 15:06

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My dental hygienist was the same way.

“My husband has an MGB-GT with a Rover v8. And a LeSabre Turbo.”

RallyWrench > Kawaii-Gon Jinn 04/22/2015 at 15:08

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What?

RallyWrench > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 04/22/2015 at 15:11

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HRGJKHGGG!! ERFTHYNNBB!!!

Man, those are even better!

computiNATEor > Kawaii-Gon Jinn 04/22/2015 at 15:14

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I laughed in the middle of my lecture class! Oops!

Kawaii-Gon Jinn > RallyWrench 04/22/2015 at 15:16

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you: "And that was before she had anything in my mouth!"

me: "PHRASING"

Archer Phrasing Compilation (youtube)

RallyWrench > Kawaii-Gon Jinn 04/22/2015 at 15:23

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Hahaha, I get it now. Well played, sir. I have to be the only person in the world who has never watched Archer. Not the first time I’ve missed a reference.

Kawaii-Gon Jinn > RallyWrench 04/22/2015 at 16:00

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last year, somebody on Jalop (or Deadspin maybe) told me I had to watch it. so I went through 5 seasons in about 8 months. it's that funny (or at least Archer's scenes are that funny; some of the other characters can get tedious).

AdverseMartyr > RallyWrench 04/22/2015 at 16:51

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You aren’t the only one.

Wilsonic > RallyWrench 04/22/2015 at 20:50

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“Oh yeah, he just loves that thing, it’s his baby but he never drives it.”

Honda built it to be driven. They did all kinds of research, got Ayrton Senna to test drive it, and let only their best people assemble them for production. Just so people could let them sit.