Oppo Test Ride Review: Keep it 1200 edition

"TheOnelectronic" (theoneelectronic) 04/21/2015 at 22:07 • Filed to: None

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Here is a comprehensive analysis of the handling dynamics of the Ducati Monster 1200:

JESUS FUCKIN’ CHRIST.

0-90 IN A THOUGHT

IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO SNEEZE YOU CAN REACH FELONIOUS SPEEDS

IT DOES NOT ACCELERATE, IT MERELY CHANGES VELOCITY

ZacMS > TheOnelectronic 04/21/2015 at 22:12

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Dat gap is definitely worth losing a passenger seat for.

PyramidHat > TheOnelectronic 04/21/2015 at 22:36

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I read another review on this bike, but they said: “CHRIST! FOR FUCK’S SAKE! JESUS SHIT!” But, as you well know, opinions are like assholes: Everybody has one.

TheOnelectronic > PyramidHat 04/21/2015 at 22:39

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That really captures the essence of the bike.

TheOnelectronic > ZacMS 04/21/2015 at 22:40

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I’m not entirely sure there’s no pillion. It might just be a cover like it is on the smaller monsters. Can’t say I really looked at it, though.

cornerslide > TheOnelectronic 04/22/2015 at 01:02

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Finally someone that knows how to review a bike. No acronyms only a reaction. Laughing my ass off.

ZacMS > TheOnelectronic 04/22/2015 at 18:39

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Ya I don’t know, that subframe looks really thin, I’d be surprised if it could support another person. It’d be even more impressive if it could though.

TheOnelectronic > ZacMS 04/22/2015 at 18:51

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I feel that way about a lot of bikes with passenger seats.

ZacMS > TheOnelectronic 04/22/2015 at 19:19

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Fair point.