PSA: Never Go To Panda Express

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04/21/2015 at 19:46 • Filed to: None

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Unless you want food poisoning. Or raw chicken that is covered in orange food coloring.

At least none of the projectile vomit missed the toilet.

Testarossa to ease my suffering

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > No Prius Needed
04/21/2015 at 19:51

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I don’t know what makes them think they can hope to compete with neighborhood chinese restaraunts. No way would I pick them over my local favorite.


Kinja'd!!! BMW-Uter > No Prius Needed
04/21/2015 at 20:06

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Re: Panda Express

I don’t know just what it is that they express from pandas, but I find it delicious.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > No Prius Needed
04/21/2015 at 20:13

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I used to eat at Panda Express all the time. Of course, that was before I knew that human shit is supposed to be solid.


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > Baeromez
04/21/2015 at 20:20

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The puke was more solid than the shit.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > No Prius Needed
04/21/2015 at 20:25

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My worse puke ever was after a day of drinking whiskey out on a boat in the sun, and then going out to a wing place, shirtless and wearing sunglasses at night of course, and knocking back about 20 of their hottest wings and a few beers. What came out a few hours later was a neon orange paste the consistency of play-dough, that burned everything it touched with the heat of a thousand suns. It actually clogged the toilet.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > No Prius Needed
04/21/2015 at 20:38

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Wow what a coincidence I just had Orange Chicken from Panda Express on Saturday and felt fine, hope you get better man.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > No Prius Needed
04/21/2015 at 21:54

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I only go there with friends, but for a huge plate of cheap food, it’s not awful.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > No Prius Needed
04/22/2015 at 02:20

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gross. I hate that place but I live in utah the land of the chain restraunt and no good chinese palces I know of.


Kinja'd!!! ceanderson920 > No Prius Needed
04/22/2015 at 10:26

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I find panda express to only be alright, I will eat it over McDonalds or BK but it is not my first choice. The last time I went there my shit was so runny that if I would have shit through a screen it wouldn’t have touched a wire.


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > Rico
04/22/2015 at 17:50

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Feeling better today, I might do an oppo review on it.