"djmt1" (djmt1)
04/21/2015 at 11:58 • Filed to: None
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"djmt1" (djmt1)
04/21/2015 at 11:58 • Filed to: None | 1
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Or maybe not. I’ve spent way too much time on this page.
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> djmt1
04/21/2015 at 12:03 |
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promptly went to carthrottle to try. But what 404 page should I find?
Easy.
www.carthrottle.com/montegomanwantstoplay
404 haha
keep using it everyone if you really wanna fuck with carthrottle’s web guy.
“hmm, why’d I get 75 hits on a sub page called “montegomanwantstoplay”
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> djmt1
04/21/2015 at 12:05 |
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Why are they using a prius?
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djmt1
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
04/21/2015 at 12:06 |
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> djmt1
04/21/2015 at 12:25 |
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But it won’t drift.
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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> djmt1
04/21/2015 at 13:24 |
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I do hate it, but I wasn't hating... I was wondering why an enthusiast site would be using a prius on an interactive page. But since we're going there...
1- Good looking: Subjective. We're all entitled to our own opinion, but I think it looks like a boiled wart. 9 reasons.
2- You can do a burnout: And they show one in gravel. Yes, it can chirp on asphalt too, but that's about it. In any case, what does it matter? 8 reasons.
3- Good to drive: They qualified this one as good under 50 MPH. On the highway it's noisy and slow. Fair point, though, since it's really designed for max mpg in the city. 8 reasons.
4- Good enough for celebs: And I care because? 7 reasons.
5- Sounds great: Again, subjective. 6 reasons.
6- Good mileage: Well, duh. That's the point. 6 reasons.
7- Display that shows how it's being powered: Which they also point out that you WILL try to watch while driving, and that it is dangerous. A distraction-o-meter is not a plus point. 5 reasons.
8- It's faster than running: So is almost anything, but I can't really disagree. 4.5 reasons.
9- Easy to park: This was actually a joke. 3.5 reasons.
10- Eventually will save you money: at 5 year, it'll save maybe 200$. At 10 years maybe 8000$. Less higher buy-in. At the end of 10 years you'll have saved about 5000$. 2.5 reasons.
So not 10, 2.5 reasons. Of which one is obvious, one is an interesting tidbit that might potentially sway your decision, and 0.5 is stupid.
Good day.
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djmt1
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
04/21/2015 at 13:32 |
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You see, now I’m curious as to what you make of other CarThrottle’s videos.
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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> djmt1
04/21/2015 at 13:39 |
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No captions button on this on. Can't listen at work. If you can tell me the reasons I'd be glad to though :)
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Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> djmt1
04/21/2015 at 14:06 |
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Wait, they put it in the video this time...
1- Sounds good: Subjective, though I personally agree. 6 reasons.
2- It's universally loved: No, it isn't. Among car people, yes, but many otther people will see you as a large douche. 5 reasons.
3- It's driftastic: Can't disagree with that. 5 reasons.
4- It's a real man's car: They seem to acknowledge this as a joke. 4 reasons.
5- Looks great fo its age: Once again, subjective. 3 reasons.
6- Will provide aural stimulation: Similar to #1, but not quite. Even if you didn't really like the sound, I'm not sure you could wholly disagree. 2.5 reasons.
7- It does 0-60 in 4.8 seconds: 'nuf said. 2.5 reasons.
MultiplaOrgasms
> djmt1
04/21/2015 at 15:24 |
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Fixed it. Ignore the irony that I had CT open that fateful night.