Waiting to board at the airport...

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 04/20/2015 at 11:09 • Filed to: None

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“We’re now boarding MVP, Elite, Gold, Gold 75k, Titanium, Platinum, Diamond, Super Diamond, Unobtanium, Big Fat Diamondy Super Gold, and those passengers who own human slaves. The rest of you can rot in hell for all we care. Have a nice day!”

I only made up about 10% of those, by the way.

For Sweden > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/20/2015 at 11:18

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Next thing you’ll tell me is that S600 Pullman owners get better dealer service than CLA250 owners. The injustice!

Tapas > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/20/2015 at 11:19

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I just get in line with the first group and carry a frequent flier card with me. It could be a shitty one or one from a different airline. I pack light so usually, I have no fucks on me to give out.

When its my turn to board and I get questioned, I ask “Ohh oh is this the wrong card? I need to fly more so you can treat me like shit more often, before you recognize my humanity? My bad”

*Beep* *boards plane, gets bag in most convenient overhead bin* *dislocates shoulders and folds arms inwards to fit on the foam strip they call “seat”*

I want to do that with a Kroger card next, see how much I can annoy the suits in line with me.

thebigbossyboss > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/20/2015 at 11:19

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When I am at the airport I don’t wait to board, I am waiting too bored.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Tapas 04/20/2015 at 11:26

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Nicely done, sir.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > thebigbossyboss 04/20/2015 at 11:26

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Punny.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/20/2015 at 12:02

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Dem Momo Vegas. 100% my favourite wheel for these Alfas :)

XSeriesWalkingDead > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/20/2015 at 12:47

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Walk up to the gate like you own the place. Usually they won’t say anything because it will cause a delay. If they do say something, tell them you thought that you had Big Fat Diamondy Super Gold status. They will probably just tell you to enjoy the flight.

I go through Customs the same way. Never got questioned in the US.