That Cycling Article. Maximum Salt Achieved.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
04/19/2015 at 15:44 • Filed to: None

The comments are priceless. Seriously.

...Not to mention I really do think there is a hint of jealousy - the freedom of the maneuverability of a two wheeled vehicle, and with bicycles the very demonstration of physical fitness and initiative some fat miserable slob in a car can’t begin to understand.

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...The absurdity of this argument is such that it boggles my mind that it even exists. Quite literally no one in cars obeys traffic law. And when that law broken results in a crash, you are talking about a ~4000 lb projectile hitting something. Believe it or not, this results in over 30,000 deaths a year. That’s a fucking slaughter. How many people on 20 lb bikes kill other people in the same time frame? lol

Basically it’s like someone waving a loaded gun around, finger on the trigger, lecturing unarmed people about gun safety.

DISCUSSION (17)

For Sweden > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/19/2015 at 15:45

Quite literally no one in cars obeys traffic law.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > For Sweden
04/19/2015 at 15:47

Yup every time I leave the house it literal anarchy on the roads. Every person around breaking the one and only traffic law.

PushToStart > For Sweden
04/19/2015 at 15:47

That guy “quite literally doesn’t obey grammar law.”

Do-Rif-To > For Sweden
04/19/2015 at 15:49

It reminds me of how bicycle riders always follow all their respective laws... Oh wait...

mwoodski > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/19/2015 at 15:50

ugh, bike douches.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/19/2015 at 15:52

At the end of the day, some car drivers are cunts and some cyclists are cunts. Sum up: some people are cunts no matter what mode of transport they select.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/19/2015 at 15:52

You guys are a pest. Usually with bad, entitled attitudes to boot. The world hates you for a reason. There, I’ve said it.

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Me and thousands upon thousands of other drivers. Who outnumber bike geeks 1000’s to 1 and who the roads were actually built for. But who’s counting? You sound one of the more reasonable ones, but compared to what?

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My attitude towards cyclists is to roll my eyes and see them as one huge, unnecessary distraction. Why don’t you guys go into the mountains or have your own bike trails built? And a grown man in spandex pedaling his bike is a geek as far as I can see. Sorry if that hurts you.

You may address your remarks to:

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/19/2015 at 16:01

It really infuriates me when people make well written, adult arguments and then end it with “lol”. It makes me want to hit them with a ~4000 lb projectile.