Shit car = giant schlong

Kinja'd!!! "Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian)
04/18/2015 at 15:32 • Filed to: None

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I love it how a Boxster seems flashy to non-car people lol.


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Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
04/18/2015 at 15:38

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It’s the badge.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
04/18/2015 at 15:43

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A girl I know thought my neighbour was rich because he had such a nice and expensive car.

What car was that? A 2000 Skoda Octavia estate.

When did she say this? Few days ago.


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
04/18/2015 at 15:44

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I saw a bumper sticker once on an old crapwagon that said “I drive this crappy car to compensate for my huge penis”


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
04/18/2015 at 15:55

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It is true - 505 rolls deep in the shitboxes


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
04/18/2015 at 16:00

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Videos made by guys with shit cars.


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
04/18/2015 at 16:13

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So what does Ron Jeremy drive, because I will go buy two of those immediately!


Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
04/18/2015 at 16:52

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FWIW, the smallest “thing” I’ve ever seen belonged to a dude in my gym class who drove an old Miata.


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > 505Turbeaux
04/18/2015 at 17:23

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“...he’s going to be quite popular with the ladies....”


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > VonBelmont
04/18/2015 at 18:12

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Why you lookin?


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Grindintosecond
04/18/2015 at 18:13

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haha indeed


Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > Funktheduck
04/18/2015 at 22:26

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He was an, ahem, “exhibitionist”


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > VonBelmont
04/18/2015 at 23:23

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I had a friend who liked to streak at parties. It was all fun and games until he did it at a very cold halloween party. Girls laughed. He never streaked again.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/19/2015 at 08:42

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Clueless.
Here in Croatia everything with a VW badge is already a lugghzhury car...


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
05/21/2015 at 04:05

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I was shouted at by a guy who said I had a small penis after he cut me off. I drive a battered 1998 MX-5.