The Fattest and Skinniest Cars Available

"472CID" (472CID) 04/17/2015 at 12:13 • Filed to: USELESSLISTS

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Cars keep getting heavier and heavier, but do you ever wonder which vehicles weigh the most? Well wonder no longer, because here's a list of vehicle gifted with the most mass. I've even thrown in cars that weigh the least at no added cost, because I care.

I've picked the heaviest trim/configuration of each model. Info is pounds. Fun things to point out: The Aventador is only a few kilos shy of a fully loaded Cadillac fullsize. BMW's ugly duckling 5GT is heavier than their top of the line limo.

Jaguar XJR LWB 4147
Maserati Quattroporte 4189
Lamborghini Aventador Roadster 4196
Cadillac XTS Vsport 4215
Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport** 4300
Ford Taurus SHO 4341
Mercedes CLS55 4matic 4365
BMW 640i Grand Coupe 4365
Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 Convertible 4374
Aston Martin Rapide S 4387
BMW M5 4387
Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat 4439
Audi RS7 4475
Lincoln MKS Ecosport 4479
BMW M6 Convertible 4515
Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat 4575
Porsche Panamera Turbo S 4586
Hyundai Equus Ultimate 4616
Mercedes E63 AMG Wagon 4matic 4674
Audi S8 4685 Mercedes S65 AMG 4806
Mercedes S65 AMG Coupe 4817
BMW 760Li 5015
BMW 550 Gran Turimso xDrive 5060
Bentley Continental GT 5115
Lexus LS600h 5115
Rolls Royce Wraith 5380
Bentley Flying Spur 5451
Rolls Royce Ghost EWB 5556
Rolls Royce Phantom EWB 5940
Bentley Mulsanne Speed 5977

And now for the trucks and suvs. More fun things: 1 ton pick ups can weigh as much as 3000lbs more than their 1/2 counterparts! The new alluminum F series doesn't even crack 5000lbs, which is good because the previous gen was a porker (look at that Raptor!).

Lexus GX460 5179
BMW X6M 5185
Land Rover Range Rover LWB 5320
Dodge Ram Longhorn Crew 4x4 5420
Chevrolet Silverado High Country Crew 5433
Nissan Titan SL Crew 5549
Mercedes G63 AMG 5622
Land Rover LR4 5655
Toyota Tundra Platinum Crewmax 5675
Mercedes GL63 AMG 5687
Chevrolet Suburban 5775
2014 Ford F150 Lariat Crew 5716
Toyota Land Cruiser 5765
Cadillac Escalade 5840
Nissan Armada Platinum 5841
Infiniti QX80 5878
Toyota Sequoia Platinum 6000
Lexus LX570 6000
Ford Expedition EL 6078
2014 Ford F150 SVT Raptor Crew 6113
Lincoln Navigator L 6297
Dodge Ram 3500 Crew 6945
Chevrolet Silverado 3500 Crew 7229
Ford F350 Lariat Crew 7460
Mercedes G Class 6x6** 8489

Last but not and least have a look at the lightest cars on the market. Pretty predictable here, but I am surprised the Mirage weighs so little, and that the Mini weighs so much.

Morgan 3 Wheeler** 1157
BAC Mono** 1188
Caterham 280** 1212
Ariel Atom** 1350
KTM X-Bow** 1740
Smart ForTwo 1808
Lotus Elise** 1936
Mitsubishi Mirage 1973
Chevrolet Spark 2269
Mazda 2 2306
Toyota Yaris 2315
2016 Mazda Miata 2332
Fiat 500 2363
Lotus Exige S** 2380
Kia Rio 2410
Nissan Versa Note 2414
Alfa Romeo 4C 2465
Hyundai Accent 2480
Honda Fit 2513
Ford Fiesta 2537
Mini Cooper 2605
Chevrolet Sonic 2690
Scion FR-S 2758

** may/may not "be production" or a "road legal in the "United States"" they might not be "currently for sale" figures might be "dry weigh

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 12:18

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Scion FR-S 2758

Suck it, Subaru BRZ owners! Ya fat disgusting slobs. ;)

Milky > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 12:19

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IIRC the 5 and 7 series share a chassis, and 5GT uses the 7 series wheelbase/floorpan (whatever you wanna call it) for a shitload or rear legroom. Might explain the weight.

KirkyV > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 12:28

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As you've got other non-US-market cars in there, I think it's only fair to give the Up! (1882lb/854kg), 108 (1885lb/855kg), Twingo (1904lb/864kg), i10 (2056lb/933kg) and so on their due.

472CID > Milky 04/17/2015 at 12:30

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Yeah they share the same platform, it's interesting that uglifing a car adds some pounds.

LongbowMkII > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 12:35

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the 96 impala ss would barely crack the fatties list at 4180. Wow.

LongbowMkII > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 12:37

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why has no one stripped out a mirage and stuffed in a turbo or anything yet?

472CID > KirkyV 04/17/2015 at 12:39

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While those are worth noting, I only included some track cars because A) they're awesome B) might make it to the states. Including non-American cars opens a can of worms, when you think about all those flimsy Chinese and Indian cars (Tata Nano 600kg/1323lb)

spanfucker retire bitch > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 12:50

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Wow. I didn't even realize you could make a modern "standard" sedan (so not an aftermarket limo or anything) weigh damn near 6,000lbs.

Way to go Bentley, for doing what I thought was no longer either necessary or feasible.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 12:50

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Jaguar XJR LWB 4147

An interesting note here is that that's a mere 100lb heavier than a '92 XJ6 Majestic. Apparently bloat isn't a big thing at Jaaaaaag. Unless you note that most bloat took place from the 60s up until then - still not a huge amount.

6speedmanual > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 12:53

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Nice list. I had no idea the Bentley Mulsanne Speed was only 23 pounds shy of weighing three tons. I knew it was heavy, but not quite that heavy, holy crap.

472CID > LongbowMkII 04/17/2015 at 12:54

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American fullsize cars really weren't that heavy by today's standards. A 1970 Impala with a V8 was under 2 tons, even at their biggest they weren't really any heavier than a modern Bentley.

TheHondaBro > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 12:54

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This post will be impossible to understand for those who don't bother to read the important stuff. Hehehe...

472CID > TheHondaBro 04/17/2015 at 12:56

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It's shocking how little some people read before they comment, not that I haven't been guilty of it time to time.

472CID > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/17/2015 at 12:58

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I believe the all aluminum (al-u-mini-um) construction is responsible for that.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 13:00

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My car would make it onto the lightest list if they sold it over there. 2040 lbs.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 13:01

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It seems Jaguar considers a gentleman's car to have a proper weight: this far, and no further.

jjhats > 472CID 04/17/2015 at 15:05

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came in expecting to find that a fiesta is 2/3 the width of a chevy 2500. Why couldn't you have used the words heaviest and lightest instead of fattest and skinniest?