It's National Calzones Day

"ACESandEIGHTS" (acesandeights) 04/16/2015 at 15:01 • Filed to: Skivs, protests

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So I was having a short discussion with CalzoneGolem and it got me thinking: there's no National/Intn'l Calzone day. Well, owing to its different meanings, it will probably never be recognized with a holiday. We English speakers believe it's a delicious folded and baked pocket of bread, stuffed with tomato sauce, cheese and meat (calzone)—many Spanish speakers would snicker as you refer to underwear (calzones). How such disparate meanings came to be ascribed to the same word, well, who cares?

I present to you (in nine pictures) the awesomeness that is Josephine Witt, political activist, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Don't mention her looks, what she wears, or anything about her being charming, hilarious—and dammit, do not say she's attractive because that would be sexist. And these are the new rules. Just know that she is a rebel, and we Americans love her because we don't get much rebellion these days.

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 15:04

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Your guidelines do not seem to cover whether it is okay to observe she is cocoa for kookoo puffs.

CalzoneGolem > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 15:07

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I've never had a discussion with this person in my life!

Also, everyday is Calzone day ... bitches!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2015 at 15:10

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Actually, once we have 365 different wrong versions of your username, we won't need to say the real version ever again. Isn't that right, Caliph Goldblum? Oh, I'm sorry, I mean Corndog Goblin. Er, Calabash Gentlemen... it's something like that, I know it is.

For Sweden > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 15:11

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Here are her demands:

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/16/2015 at 15:12

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Coleslaw Grinder

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2015 at 15:14

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2015 at 15:14

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I knew it was Cappuccino Gimlet all along.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/16/2015 at 15:15

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Cauliflower Gumball

Cebu > For Sweden 04/16/2015 at 15:17

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What?

For Sweden > Cebu 04/16/2015 at 15:19

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"What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"!?

ACESandEIGHTS > For Sweden 04/16/2015 at 15:21

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What manner of white devilry is this? I can't right click, I can't do shit. You're messing with me, I'm sure of it.

ACESandEIGHTS > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 04/16/2015 at 15:21

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Proper

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/16/2015 at 15:22

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Crispin GLover?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 15:31

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We English speakers believe it's a delicious folded and baked pocket of bread, stuffed with tomato sauce, cheese and meat (calzone)—many Spanish speakers would snicker as you refer to underwear (calzones). How such disparate meanings came to be ascribed to the same word, well, who cares?

And in Sweden Kalsonger is a word for underpants.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > For Sweden 04/16/2015 at 15:35

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Excuse me Mr. For Sweden, it appears you dropped your wallet

ly2v8-Brian > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 15:39

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is this the same chick that protested topless in front of Putin a few years ago?

ACESandEIGHTS > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 04/16/2015 at 15:42

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Well, there you have it. It's Latin-dervived and has at times meant stockings, pants, shoes. At the fork in the road, one route led to food, the other: underpants. Much like life.

BrtStlnd > For Sweden 04/16/2015 at 15:43

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Look at the big brains on Cebu.

ACESandEIGHTS > ly2v8-Brian 04/16/2015 at 15:43

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If you Google her name, it appears like she might not be afraid of that sort of stunt. I didn't research it much beyond this most current, which is well-documented.

ly2v8-Brian > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 15:50

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Googled her, yes she is. Bit of a nut.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 15:58

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You're indeed correct sir.

ACESandEIGHTS > For Sweden 04/16/2015 at 16:12

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This is the most maddening reply ever. Hahaha, you got me.

Frank Grimes > For Sweden 04/16/2015 at 16:26

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What are these demands for ants?

Frank Grimes > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 16:26

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I WANT HAVE CALZONE WE MAKE CALZONE DAy TODAY(upside down exclamation points)

ACESandEIGHTS > Frank Grimes 04/16/2015 at 16:28

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Is that captioning for the pictures? 'Cause now it all makes sense.

Frank Grimes > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 16:31

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No the caption for the pictures should be "THIS IS MY FETISH"