Oh lifehacker...

"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures) 04/16/2015 at 10:47 • Filed to: None

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An UNPRODUCTIVE DAY!? The HORROR!!!!!

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

LongbowMkII > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/16/2015 at 10:51

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what about an unproductive decade?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/16/2015 at 10:52

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Office Space gif thread? Office Space gif thread!

ACESandEIGHTS > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/16/2015 at 11:04

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Did you know:

In Swahili, Lifehacker translates to Clickbait ?

In Japanese, it means incorrigible slacker who brings shame on his family ?

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > LongbowMkII 04/16/2015 at 11:06

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I'm still working on that. I accidentally had a productive day 3 and a half years ago. I'm still recovering...

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 11:10

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Is that clickbait, though? I can't think of a more boring title.

ACESandEIGHTS > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/16/2015 at 11:18

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Hmmm. Don't shoot the Lifehacker messenger.

He just doesn't want to fall into a familiar pattern of:

Stop Unproductive Days Cold With This One Weird Trick

Overachievers Hate Him!

He Played 20 Straight Hours of Video Games, Then...

Obama Offering Government Grants to [Your Demographic Here] Willing to Get Off Their Asses

[Video] You'll Click On This Even If You Hate Video Segments On News Sites

Tapas > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 04/16/2015 at 11:55

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My unproductive-ness has intensified by spending time to read this.

Way to go, guys! ._.

BKosher84 > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 14:45

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Lifehacker is one of the more respectable blogs in the Gawker Media universe.. I wouldn't consider this clickbait.

ACESandEIGHTS > BKosher84 04/16/2015 at 14:49

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As long as this means "I don't consider this clickbait," that's cool.

If it's actually intended to mean "If I were you, I shouldn't call this clickbait," then it's patently false, because, in fact, if you were me, you (who is me) would have just a few hours ago called this "clickbait."