Repping that west: A guide to watching the NHL playoffs in EST

Kinja'd!!! "thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss)
04/16/2015 at 08:03 • Filed to: None

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Congratulations. You're a big kid now. You moved East went to school and got your dream big kid job. But your heart remains with your western NHL teams. Only problem is of course, your boss says you gotta be at work for 6:00 or 6:30 EST, which is less than 5 hours after the games end, at like 1am EST (more if overtime). What you gonna do?

You're gonna watch the playoffs of course, through the bigbossyboss's patented late night playoff watching system. You need to make sacrifices for your team. Here's how: When you get off work, go home. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Run home, and make dinner.

Go to bed no later than 7pm.

Sleep till 11 pm and miss the least important period (1st)

Wake up at 11 and get yoself up.

Watch the playoffs until 1-2am.

Go back to bed by 2:30

Get up at 5am, and go to work for 6am.

Feel well rested because you slept 7 hours.

To make yourself sleep at odd hours, here's what you need to do. Lay on your bed however you normally sleep. Breath in while counting to 3. Breath out while counting to 3. Repeat as necessary. You'll fall asleep no problem using that.

Your welcome Oppo.


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > thebigbossyboss
04/16/2015 at 08:22

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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO NHL PLAYOFFS

unless you are a Leafs fan...


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Nibby
04/16/2015 at 08:45

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No cup since the introduction of the Camaro.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > crowmolly
04/16/2015 at 08:48

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