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Kinja'd!!! "With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username" (with-a-g)
04/16/2015 at 07:54 • Filed to: None

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After the kobolds have been slain, an eerie quiet falls on the entire dungeon. Rogue searches for traps and finds a large door that opens upwards. Paladin lifts the door, and behind it sits a 1991 Miata, with worn suspension but otherwise mechanically sound. Meanwhile, Wizard notices a hidden chest in a dark corner, and Paladin forces it open with his longsword. Inside is five thousand dollars.

You are Mechanic. What do you do?


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Ratonu13-Proud Daewoo owner, apparently > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
04/16/2015 at 07:59

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convince paladin and wizard to start a theme park for kids, sell the Miata and get a "free candy van". PROFIT


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
04/16/2015 at 08:05

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Say fuck the worn suspension, take the money and leave.


Kinja'd!!! Ratonu13-Proud Daewoo owner, apparently > jkm7680
04/16/2015 at 08:09

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can't the wizard magically fix it?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
04/16/2015 at 09:01

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I take my share of the loot, then clean up the Miata for sale to a comely maiden in Baldur's Gate or Luskan. There's no special reason to state its full value to the Wizard and Paladin, now is there?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ratonu13-Proud Daewoo owner, apparently
04/16/2015 at 09:02

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Considering that Animate Object is a sixth level spell for bards, I suspect the wizard knows jack and shit about using magic to fix cars unless he's taken cross-class ranks in Knowledge: Architecture and Engineering.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
04/16/2015 at 09:30

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Mechanic suggests loading cash in Miata. Group agrees much to Rogues dismay.

There is only enough room for a driver. Group agrees Mechanic should take considering capabilities.

Mechanic drives off abandoning group. Car explodes. Rogue failed to search vehicle for traps. Rogue smiles.