Marussia Is F1 Champ! (Not): My Choice Picks of Six-word Car Stories

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
04/15/2015 at 10:38 • Filed to: None

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Well, it'd take lots of money, a marque with lots more money and R&D muscle (Volswagen, I think), and talented drivers to make it happen, but "Marussia wins 2016 Constructor's Championship" would be a story we'll hear a few decades from now.

Also, some more winning six-word car stories, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , who wins the Aston Martin Engine Award for this round:

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Ayrton Senna found hiding in island .

It would be the greatest shocker of the 21st Century, but I figure Marussia winning both F1 titles would beat it to the punch.

Si for sale, never hit limiter.

What a heartbreaking (if not CP) story.

Empty engine bay, 500 miles driven.

WAT? Seriously, WAT? Oh, and HOW?! , too.

WRC TV audience passes SuperBowl again

Hey, this is news I'm waiting to hear.

Other entries also shonein the first set, like !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! :

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And then the wiring harness melted.

It sounds like a typical Top Gear Road Trip problem.

Brian Silvestro, meanwhile, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! :

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Rosberg really fucking hates Lewis Hamilton.

It's a great summation of the situation between the two, so he gets a BMW inline six.

In the second post, I gave one limiter: set your story in the Outback Open Speed Zone. There were lesser entries, so it was easy to pick out what stood out. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! :

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And then all the spiders came.

Eurgh. Spiders hitting you at 200 or more miles an hour. It's a nightmare. The kind where you intentionally crash thinking you can wake up and THERE ARE STILL SPIDERS AND THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING CAR ALREADY DONNIE AAAAAAAAAHH!!!

There will still be more of these six-word stories in the coming days, and the second post will always have a certain limiter. So be prepared!


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 10:54

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Here's another one

Marussia Tied With McLaren In WCC

Oh wait...


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > McMike
04/15/2015 at 13:57

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Aren't these supposed to be fiction?


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
05/04/2015 at 08:42

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If Manor tries, it can be dome.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Wheelerguy
05/04/2015 at 08:48

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I can’t wait until they get the 2015 Ferrari engine. They had a better chassis than Sauber last year and Sauber haven’t changed much for this year apart from the engine.