![]() 04/14/2015 at 23:42 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I am drunk because I now have two mormon roommates.
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Not sure if you actually meant mormon...
![]() 04/14/2015 at 23:48 |
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what else could I have meant?
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Great, I just laughed and spit Four Loko on my monitor.
![]() 04/14/2015 at 23:55 |
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I feel like this was the inevitable end of the "because racecar" meme.
BOOOOOBS
(PSA: don't punch boobs. That's a bad idea.)
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Youre goddamm welcome!!
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Somehow, we always wind up with the most dangerous alcohols here. Last week we were doing shots of everclear, for lack of anything better to do.
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Moron
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fine, cause I waaannna NOM NOM!!
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being underage in Utah has it's disadvantages....
![]() 04/14/2015 at 23:59 |
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well then, asked and answered
![]() 04/15/2015 at 00:01 |
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What part of Utah? I randomly drive up there to visit friends. Any opponaut is more than welcome to come drink!
![]() 04/15/2015 at 00:14 |
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*** edit *** I saw your earlier post. Yay!
Paychostick has some amusing songs. My favorite is probably "Beer".
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Underage drinking...that'll show those non drinkers!
![]() 04/15/2015 at 00:42 |
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This sounds like the singer from The Aquabats, if he got drunk and sang about boobs.
Funbags of fun. That's going in the phrase bank for future use.
![]() 04/15/2015 at 01:38 |
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Maybe that's a good thing? If we were roommates we'd prolly drink too much. That bottle of wine I just drank was damn delicious but relatively low in alcohol, and I don't want to open any thing nice/expensive...
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I probably drink more when I live with someone who can't go through a conversation without bringing up some aspect of being a mormon. It's like I'm a recovering addict (not too far from the truth...) and invitations to church are my weekly trigger.