A Hearty Thank You from Chevrolet

"Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing) 04/14/2015 at 21:27 • Filed to: Subt1LE, Why Your Car Sucks

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So as many of you may know Yamahog recently purchased a Camaro SS 1LE, I'll be giving it the full OppoReview/Why Your Car Sucks treatment once the break in miles are done.

But today, Yamahog got a thank you card from Chevrolet. It reads as follows, interspersed with my own thoughts:

Dear Yamahog

Thank you for putting your confidence in Chevrolet. We know you had other choices even though you really didn't , but we're pleased you decided on your Camaro SS. At Chevrolet we build the utmost style Wow, Chevy really thinks they build stylish vehicles? , quality Y ou're kidding me right? and technology from the 1950's into every vehicle, helping you stay ahead of the curve that help comes mostly from the really wide, sticky tires on it .

Thanks again for placing your trust in Chevrolet and our dealership just don't place your trust in our ignition switches . We're here for you and your new Camaro SS. Stop in or give us a call anytime unless you have a problem to report, then we'll just ignore it and call it normal operation until 80 some odd people are dead .

Welcome to the Chevrolet family and enjoy your new Camaro SS

yamahog > Sweet Trav 04/14/2015 at 21:30

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Sweet Trav 04/14/2015 at 21:31

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She didn't have other choices?

Your boy, BJR > yamahog 04/14/2015 at 22:36

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If you don't get a "SUBT1LE" vanity plate, I'll be dissapointed greatly.

Axial > Sweet Trav 04/14/2015 at 23:32

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Stop.

Do not trole.

yamahog > Your boy, BJR 04/15/2015 at 05:50

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Already ordered ;)

yamahog > Axial 04/15/2015 at 10:48

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It's ok, we live together, I'm the one who let him go to town on it ;)