Oppo's Too Damn Quiet in the Mornings

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
04/14/2015 at 08:14 • Filed to: None

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Time to get rowdy af.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > SVTyler
04/14/2015 at 08:21

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We getting rowdy????

AIGHT!!!

Honestly I am such an anti social sometimes, in the summer I usually leave for work around 6, and if my mood is right I have this shit blasting window's down. Gotta rep in the mornings since I am just about the only one that does. The look on the bureaucrats formely expressionless faces when I drive by is awesome.


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > thebigbossyboss
04/14/2015 at 08:29

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I delivered pizzas for about three years in a small town so I'd drive around with a few CD's with this kind of stuff on it to troll the stuck-up rich people.

It was hilarious to do in a bright red hatchback. People walking down the street or whatever see my car coming and expect a 16-year-old girl, boom , metal dude rawkin the fuck out.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > SVTyler
04/14/2015 at 08:36

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My car is really hood rat right now, so it's totally expected of me I think. Currently I have my two nice summer rims on my front, and on my rears I still have the winters. I am hoping to get my summer tires for the rear rims today (they are ordered) but in the meantime, I am definitely very ghetto hahaha. I also kind of live in a neighbourhood where you never see anything nice. As I was sitting where this picture was taken a newer Benz showed up, completed a drug deal and drove off. lol.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > SVTyler
04/14/2015 at 08:39

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Trolling people is always the best.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > SVTyler
04/14/2015 at 08:40

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I support this message


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > macanamera
04/14/2015 at 08:42

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YOU HYPHY YET MAC? YOU HYPHY?


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > thebigbossyboss
04/14/2015 at 08:43

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Nah, that's just resting state for any Cavalier. If you're not missing at least two hubcaps/rims, have less than two strips of duct-tape or six zip-ties, or 20% of the car's paint fading you're not doing it right. I've still got my winter tires on my car so I look like a dumbass driving around with big chunky tires and rims on, especially since my car sits so low. All I need is a Martini stripe and some mudflaps and it could be a WRC car lol.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > SVTyler
04/14/2015 at 08:45

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I know I have been totally fulfilling the cavalier stereotype this week. My passenger headlight bracket is broken so it sits really funny too. I am doing my part.

"I look like a dumbass driving around with big chunky tires and rims on." This part made me lulz.


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > thebigbossyboss
04/14/2015 at 09:00

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Doing your part at least, there should be some new rule for Cavaliers, like 'it's always a f'ing Camry' but for super-janky cars instead of bad drivers. I saw a few during my own car hunt, my favorite was the one that a second keyhole on the outside that looked like this:

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but even sketchier.

It's hard to explain to people winter and summer tires in a place like Indiana, like I gave my one friend a ride home and she asked about them and I had to be like, ''well, you see my one tires won't work below 60 degrees so I need these ones" which then brought up the inevitable "why don't you just buy one set that works all the time?" and I was like "why did you bring logic into the discussion?"


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > SVTyler
04/14/2015 at 09:08

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I live in Canada. Winter tires are the necessity, some provinces have even mandated them into law.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > thebigbossyboss
04/14/2015 at 09:08

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I prefer blasting Miley's "Party in the USA". I'm thug


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > SVTyler
04/14/2015 at 09:10

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I used duct tape on my corolla. The corolla was silver and the only tape I had was red. Did that for a while until I just took the piece off.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > SVTyler
04/14/2015 at 09:16

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I stay hyphy bruh


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > thebigbossyboss
04/14/2015 at 09:22

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Can't blame you dude, I've seen the Reddit posts where trains are going through these huge snow valleys and people open the doors on their house to see a wall of snow lol. Our winters are weird because sometimes we'll get like these huge freak storms that blow in from the north and just wreck everything, or we'll get like an inch two or three times over the four months or so and it'll just be cold and miserable. Because of that all the stupid rich people in my town drive around on crap 4-seasons thinking they're alright but once the serious snow hits they immediately get bogged down or spin out at a stoplight. I had to help push this guy's BMW out of the parking spot at work because our parking lot's at a like -2-degree incline. Meanwhile I'm in God-mode on my winters going three times faster than everyone else and still having more grip. Feelsgoodman.jpg


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > SVTyler
04/20/2015 at 19:33

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Yo man! I found the fucking hood. I went for a walk from my house came back and some crackhead was pissing on my neighbour stairs, I told her and her buddy to “get the fuck off my lawn”. She said she was going to shank me if I came near her. The guy said they was leaving.

She kept yelling at me, and I told her I was on my property and she better get the fuck off. She grabbed a cinder block and threw it at me. I was only worried about my car. Then she kept telling me she lived on the west side and her boyfriend was some tough biker dude. I didn’t want to fuck with the dude with her he was some hoodrat but he never threatened me really. She was fucking out of control.

WHat a stupid bitch.


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > thebigbossyboss
04/22/2015 at 13:58

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The hood came to you lol. Just a friendly reminder there are crazy motherfuckers out there and they occasionally wander into your life.

I was only worried about my car

Spoken like a true Opponaut,