Let's do what i09 is doing, but with cars and stuff!

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04/13/2015 at 11:13 • Filed to: None

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See, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Because I love the concept, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! So I thought of just bringing the Six-Word Stories here on our beloved Oppo.

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Just type in your short, sweet, shocking, and/or sorry six-word stories, be it in a rally stage, at the 5th Hour of Thunderhill, at the shop, or at the car wash. Hell, even your very RV or Miata.

Ready? On my cue...

"How was he able to pass?!"

"...hairpin left, fifty, hairpin right—cut!"

ADDENDUM: "Racers, activate your repulsor drive engines!!!"

and GO GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Wheelerguy
04/13/2015 at 11:16

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Rosberg really fucking hates Lewis Hamilton.


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > Wheelerguy
04/13/2015 at 11:17

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That last part is me in my car on the rare occasion that my wife is driving.

One hundred, four-way stop, square left, road widens, 200, caution crossing...

Shut up, it's only funny to you.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Wheelerguy
04/13/2015 at 11:17

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1005 CU, 2000+ HP, Chevy Nova.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Brian Silvestro
04/13/2015 at 11:19

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Yeah, pretty much. But can you fetch me something a wee bit more special?


Kinja'd!!! ACESandEIGHTS > Brian Silvestro
04/13/2015 at 11:19

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Kinda sad story, right? I mean by all accounts these guys were friends, traveled together to races, did touristy stuff together etc. Contention does the damndest things.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > ACESandEIGHTS
04/13/2015 at 11:21

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Contention does the damndest things.

True.dat.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Wheelerguy
04/13/2015 at 11:23

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"And then the wiring harness melted."

I do drive an Italian car, after all.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Wheelerguy
04/13/2015 at 11:23

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My face when Taco Tuesday ()*:


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Wheelerguy
04/13/2015 at 11:26

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Or how about one that actually happened to me many years ago: loud bang, no power, 'Check Engine'.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Wheelerguy
04/13/2015 at 11:28

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What if secretly they are lovers


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Wheelerguy
04/13/2015 at 11:29

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Regular car reviews does anti-car


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Wheelerguy
04/13/2015 at 11:41

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I love those! They've got it from reddit when they tried to follow the "For sale, Baby shoes, never used" or something like that. But iO9 has been more successful with it. I'll keep it sci-fi/mystery:

"Empty engine bay, 500 miles driven."
"Si for sale, never hit limiter"
"First 2015 NSX being delivered today"
"Marussia wins 2016 Constructor's Championship"
"Bernie Says: 'Think before you hyperdrive'"
"Ayrton Senna found hiding in island"
"WRC TV audience passes SuperBowl again"


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Hermann
04/13/2015 at 12:06

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Second, third, fourth, sixth and seventh entries. They're wicked.


Kinja'd!!! V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Wheelerguy
04/14/2015 at 10:21

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"Work interferes with my car time."