I want an M7.

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
04/10/2015 at 08:56 • Filed to: None

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Why did I suddenly want an M7? Maybe because I want an M2 and BMW is taking too long to make one?

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Anywho: can someone do a countryball comic revolving !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ? I just need something to transfer my anger and WAT's on.

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Seriously. WAT is China thinking? I can't even— ugh. Just tell me why someone like me would want an M7. Maybe because I want an M8?


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Wheelerguy
04/10/2015 at 09:03

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China thinks the same thing as Russia.. "we must show wolld we ale stlonk.. vely stlonk.. then wolld will tlemble in feal, we glolious mastel of all, we so stlonk we even have bettel eiffel towel than Flance"


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
04/10/2015 at 09:09

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bettel eiffel towel

Good thing no one is around to see me laugh like an insane man. Seriously, it's hurting both my stomach and my brain.

That out of the way, can you give me possible reasons why I would want an M7?


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Wheelerguy
04/10/2015 at 09:14

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Who needs a reason to want an M7? It'd be a freaking M7 man.. Big comfy car, that goes like stink.. who would NOT want that? But I'd probably rather have an Alpina B7 though.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Wheelerguy
04/10/2015 at 09:31

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For me the addition of M badge to the 7 solidifies that the Germans are now just different flavors of the same thing. I thought it was cool when the Audi was the least offensive AWD master, BMW the drivers car, and Mercedes the Elitist with all the Giant engines. Now they're all good at everything which is cool, and that's progress. I was just more comfortable when I liked one manufacturer's cars more than another.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Tripper
04/10/2015 at 09:35

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How I wish the good ole days come back.

That out of the way, what can you say about the other matter I posted?


Kinja'd!!! Rock Bottom > Wheelerguy
04/10/2015 at 11:12

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Your idea of a desirable M7 differs from mine...

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Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Rock Bottom
04/10/2015 at 11:15

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Fair enough.

Now can you be my wingman?


Kinja'd!!! Rock Bottom > Wheelerguy
04/10/2015 at 11:37

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Only if I can shoot the gun


Kinja'd!!! Bill"TheStig"Murray > Wheelerguy
04/15/2015 at 12:13

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Only if it had a V12 with as much power as a Ferrari F12, so M7 = four door F12


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Bill"TheStig"Murray
04/15/2015 at 22:25

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Or FF competitor.