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04/07/2015 at 20:35 • Filed to: None

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I just put a microwave up for sale, literally 5 mins later a girl messages me and offers about half price for it. Thats not how this works...

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 20:36

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Lowball early and lowball often.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 20:37

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I'll give you tree fiddy!


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 20:43

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oooo that cool-looking Oster microwave1

Sadly they don't have a good reputation. The $20 is probably a fair price


Kinja'd!!! AASHOUR6 > Anon
04/07/2015 at 20:46

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You the goddamn loch noss monster arent ya


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > dogisbadob
04/07/2015 at 20:46

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Shhhh...

Its college, no one thinks about it like that. It looks like it could be stainless steel. Therefor, expensive.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > AASHOUR6
04/07/2015 at 20:48

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Erry body get up get on the floor and do the dinosaur!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 20:48

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But she put a smiley face


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 20:56

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Is she hawt?


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 20:57

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I hate the people who do immediately cut the price in half. I like to mess with them. I would of said "Sure! you should know my roomate once put a cat in there. He cleaned it pretty good but you can still smell it everytime you use it. Are you single? When can you come get it?"


Kinja'd!!! AdverseMartyr > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 20:58

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I just experienced the flip side of the CL coin this weekend. I called about a dresser on Saturday morning and in the afternoon I received a text that the dresser was still available, but someone had called an hour previously and was coming to look at it. I live ten minutes from the seller and so drove over to the address. As I pulled in I finally received a reply to my text message asking if I should bother coming to look at it (the original reply back said I could come look at it at any time) since there was already someone on the way.

Place looked like a crack den anyway so I probably dodged a bullet.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 21:03

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Tell her you can do $20+$15 and then you have a deal.


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 21:06

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I always try and bargain up with non-money things if I know the person well.

Tell this Joyce you want $20 and a tray of cookies!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 21:19

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Same thing happened when I put a light meter up a few years back. Instant response, shit offer. Maybe they resell the stuff if they get lucky ...


Kinja'd!!! No Prius Needed > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 21:21

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But does the AC need a recharge?


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 21:30

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throw in a BBQ hot pocket and I'll give you $19 since no one else has bought it.


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 21:31

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DAMMIT JOYCE!


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > jvirgs drives a Subaru
04/07/2015 at 21:40

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Last name and profile pic are gone. Close enough.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Frank Grimes
04/07/2015 at 21:40

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That actually makes it tough.

BBQ Hot Pockets are the shit.


Kinja'd!!! D > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 21:50

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Last time somebody did this to me, I wrote back "No" and they ended up paying exactly what I was asking


Kinja'd!!! NoneOfYourBiz > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 22:08

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Meh. Gotta expect that. Come back with "$30 and it's yours!"

She offers $25 and you either take it or decide you want this cluttering up your life until you can find a buyer at $30.

"Thanks but I just listed it; if you change your mind, $30 takes it otherwise I'm going to hold out for offers closer to my asking price."

(this isn't my first rodeo)


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
04/07/2015 at 22:55

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they really are I actually enjoy them. they have a good sauce.