Oh Dear God

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 04/07/2015 at 10:48 • Filed to: None

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WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 10:52

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I'm onboard with the "convertible Ranger" idea, but the rest can pretty much GTFAC.

Snooder87 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 10:53

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Because it annoys you.

Srsly though, convertible pickup with airbrushed side portrait of a naked lady? I like the cut of that man's jib.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/07/2015 at 10:53

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Im not into it, if I put a sunroof in my truck it would hamper the structural rigidity of the body so much, imagine what turning it into a convertible would do

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 10:53

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Nothing of value was lost.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 10:54

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Well, it's not like the car doesn't have a chassis. One *could* stiffen that shit up.

MLGCarGuy > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 10:56

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I imagine the people who make these types of "cars" look back when they're done and say "that's hella wicked bruh" while drinking Red Bull.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Snooder87 04/07/2015 at 10:56

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I like the cut of his jib much more than his execution of the idea.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 11:00

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Still better than:

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig 04/07/2015 at 11:06

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This is true

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/07/2015 at 11:06

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But I bet whoever made this one didn't do that

Baeromez > MLGCarGuy 04/07/2015 at 11:27

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Na, they look back and say "dayum, son" while drinking OE.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 12:01

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roll cage and we're good to go

OPPOsaurus WRX > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 12:02

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Gonemad > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 12:23

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Excuse me while I go burn my eyes out.

I don't know what's worse, the half blue Ranger or the 90's Mustang faced one.

PS9 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 12:32

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I though gas was supposed to come out of your butt, no go in it...

Snooder87 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/07/2015 at 12:44

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Well yeah. I mean everyone knows the naked lady should be lying on her back.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Snooder87 04/07/2015 at 12:46

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I was thinking seated on the back of a porpoise with an outstretched hand shooting magic blasts in green and magenta. At sea orcs. With heavy weapons support from a space walrus with a laser.

Your boy, BJR > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 12:58

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because ranger. theres enough supply to try just about everything with em.

TotallyThatStupid > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/07/2015 at 17:38

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Sort of reminds me of this:

Snooder87 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/07/2015 at 19:40

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Oh man. I remember once when I was an intern I went to some lady's house to get her signature on a will and power of attorney. She had cancer and wanted to make sure her teenage son would be taken care of, so she couldn't come into the office.

Anyway, we walk in and right in the living room there's this massive like 6 foot by 6 foot painting of some dude in a throne holding a leash around a naked woman sprawled at his knees.

The whole time I really, really wanted to ask who the artist was and if he did commisions, but somehow I felt it would be inappropriate given the whole "client dying of cancer thing."

pip bip - choose Corrour > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/08/2015 at 05:08

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why indeed!