Canadian Motoring Journalism Is Brutal

"Money Hustard" (moneyhustard) 04/06/2015 at 22:23 • Filed to: Motoring News, Canada, Oh Canada

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I'm researching the Golf GTI pretty heavily right now (I just found out at 6'7" I actually fit in them!) and was confused because at first glance this was an US review of a VW Golf Sportwagon.

But then I heard the accent, the jazzy muzak, saw the disheveled presenter, and realized I had been Canadian'd.

In other what-in-the-actual-fuck-is-wrong-with-reality news, Canada gets the Golf Sportswagon instead of the US's weirdly watered down Jetta Sportwagen. It's very much like the Golf, but sort of like a clone missing a few chromosomes.

Why make a Jetta with this interior...

When you could just make it with this interior instead?!?!?!

OK, I digress, this is off topic. It's just really fucked up.

Anyway, I love ya Canada, please don't take offense. Or as you all say a lot, "sorry."

bob and john > Money Hustard 04/06/2015 at 22:26

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Ours WAS sold as the JSW. thats a mark 7, where they went back to the GSW name

Money Hustard > bob and john 04/06/2015 at 22:28

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Oh I know, I watched the whole damn review for some reason.

We get all the Golfs late in the US, it's just the worst.

CB > Money Hustard 04/06/2015 at 22:28

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Canadian motoring journalism is the best. I'll send my buddies Jim Kenzie and our resident journalist Cletus44 over to have a talk with you.

Stef Schrader > Money Hustard 04/06/2015 at 22:59

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lolololol, why is he driving in Zilker when there's good roads to the west?

webmonkees > Money Hustard 04/07/2015 at 00:05

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no..

The VW Polo GTi. Euro spec of course.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Money Hustard 04/07/2015 at 00:46

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Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of our legal R32 and R33 GTRs :p

But it's fair though, you guys get the new Morgan 3-Wheelers, we don't.

I'd trade in a heartbeat, you get all the rice rockets and tarted-up beetles, and we get some 3/4ths of a car lovin!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Money Hustard 04/07/2015 at 04:41

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because complexity.