The Weather Channel, Now Run By Soothsayers

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/06/2015 at 12:47 • Filed to: None

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Douchebags

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/06/2015 at 12:50

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"But if we examine the storm, we'll have no idea where it is!" - Werner Heisenberg, meteorologist.

SVTyler > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/06/2015 at 12:51

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http://www.weather.gov/ All of the info, none of the clickbait.

HammerheadFistpunch > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/06/2015 at 12:52

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wunderwagen wants a longer roof > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/06/2015 at 12:53

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You live in Ohio, all the real weather forecasters have been sacrificed already. Soothsayers were the next best solution for predicting the weather in this state of mystery and unpredictability.

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/06/2015 at 12:57

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The Weather Channel: SENSATIONALIZE ALL THE THINGS

Takuro Spirit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/06/2015 at 12:58

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Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/06/2015 at 13:00

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Join the underground

itschrome > SVTyler 04/06/2015 at 13:04

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Hey! I go for the click bait and stay for the info... besides I don;t trust the government with the weather, even if they do control it! bunch of crooks and liars! You know the government stole my grandma and then told us we never had one! those sons of bitches!

deekster_caddy > Takuro Spirit 04/06/2015 at 14:23

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oh yeah! never heard of the weather rope before, only the weather rock, but it makes sense!

Takuro Spirit > deekster_caddy 04/06/2015 at 14:30

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There's weather rope in the weather rock's construction. Seems pretty redundant.

deekster_caddy > Takuro Spirit 04/06/2015 at 17:27

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I bet the rock shows snow better than the plain rope though. you don't fuck with the weather rock!!!

Takuro Spirit > deekster_caddy 04/06/2015 at 17:30

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Weather rock can also be used to bludgeon the non believers into submission.

For Sweden > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/07/2015 at 13:09

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I can tell you the winds location or velocity*, but not both!

*I know he said momentum**

**deal with it

For Sweden > Takuro Spirit 04/07/2015 at 13:10

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