Use your signal!

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
04/02/2015 at 20:08 • Filed to: None

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Ok, this may not apply to majority of Oppos, but its funny.

Also, video gets points for subtly calling out douchey BMW drivers :D


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Tapas
04/02/2015 at 20:29

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Love how they make eye contact as the douche drives by. GOLD. using turn signals when backing...never heard of it.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Frank Grimes
04/02/2015 at 20:34

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The eye contact - Lol that was good :)

But yea, when you're backing out, you're backing out. No matter what direction you back out into, you're gonna be blocking the road behind you. Thats what the reverse light is for.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Tapas
04/02/2015 at 20:56

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Drive politely from Shoot'em up:


Kinja'd!!! cornerslide > Tapas
04/02/2015 at 21:11

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You did really well with this. I would have said #&*@head at least 5 times.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > JGrabowMSt
04/02/2015 at 21:32

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hahaha where's this from?!?!

I wanna watch this movie :D


Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > Tapas
04/02/2015 at 21:44

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That movie is epic. Shoot'em Up is the title.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > SlickMcRick
04/02/2015 at 21:57

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Obvious answer is obvious lol Sorry, didn't read your previous comment.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Tapas
04/03/2015 at 02:57

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Lol. As soon as I saw 'Use Your Signal' my mind went straight to BMW.

I was behind an out of towner I presume the other day. They went from left to right lane without using their indicators, then kept right to the right of the lane as if to follow right but then as we approached where the road separates into two lanes (one straight on the other going right) they swerved to the left and continued on. Then further down the road they kept left going over the chevrons (the chevrons being there to push people over to the right hand side for them to continue straight ahead and a marked area where the lane will follow left) then the last second aggressively swerved right to continue ahead (thank fully I was watching how this stupid idiot was driving and kept back a short distance to react accordingly). We are now on a second of dual carriageway (two lane highway) approaching a motorway junction. The driver now in the right hand lane. Meanwhile I'm in the left hand lane to turn off on a flow lane where this idiot again goes across from what is now lane three right across to lane one and follows left then continues onto a roundabout where they use any and all lanes to get to the exit they want to leave on. Now I could to a degree say 'well they were out of towners and not used to the road', had it not been for the very evident road markings, road signs and reminders.

To say it boiled my pi55 is an understatement. I wanted to take that driver and bang their head off every road sign and road marking they ignored to imprint it onto their forehead as a warning to others of 'I was a total d1ck and should pay more attention into reading the road ahead and manoeuvring accordingly'.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Svend
04/03/2015 at 15:46

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What the actual fuck?!

That level of incompetency is no joke, must have taken years to perfect lol.

I'd wanna join you with some road side head smashing too, if I was there :D


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Tapas
04/03/2015 at 15:56

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It was beyond belief to be honest. Just had to keep my distance and to expect anything. Suffice it to say there was a couple of bum tightening moments. Thankfully they buggered off to the motorway and hopefully not to darken my city again.

It amazes me how these people have made it so far through life without any serious injury or death.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Svend
04/03/2015 at 16:06

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"It amazes me how these people have made it so far through life without any serious injury or death."

I've started to question this myself very often. Not only on the road, other moments when this is triggered includes trips to Wal-Mart/gas stations and Malls.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Tapas
04/03/2015 at 16:14

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Don't even mention Wal-mart and petrol stations. My fellow colleague at the U.K. arm of Wal-mart (it pays the bills and frees my time to do other things) had a frozen fuel filler cap. After not being able to open it she went into the kiosk/shop and asked if they had a lighter to which they did and she said she didn't want to buy one just use one to heat the key up next to the lock and then put the key in the lock to defrost it. She was a little shocked when the guy behind the counter called her an effing stupid bitch and asked her if she wanted to blow them all up. I had to explain a couple of days later why he was so annoyed and that even if she hadn't of blown her car or the petrol station up she would certainly of been charged with several criminal offences.

She used to wonder off the road and crashed her car a few times for falling asleep at the wheel. I managed to find and settle her into a sleeping pattern and taught her how best to use sleeping aids like lavender, soft sounds, etc...